You got us, you son of a gun!

Fair enough lol

Poison is in the fangs not the meat

God I hope they come out with this, I'm married so you know.

I would have never been able to get into this site

I have worked in optical, that coating is the anti-reflective coating that is coming off. You cannot take that coating off. It is baked on. Harsh chemicals will destroy the plastic lenses. It just degrades and comes off after a while, generally if it is less than 2 years they should be under warranty.

I just want to know why men can't have stretchy comfy pants like women do.

That term was originally coined to describe an impossible task.

Maybe my wife would actually have sex with me?

This would make me lose my shit.

I understand wanting to use this, but, fingerprint reader is so I secure I usually avoid it.

Picking handcuffs is super easy, but, snapping those zip ties are not as easy as it sounds, unless I'm doing it wrong it hurts too much.