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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is NOT what we need to post on 4th of July! Americans already barely survive this day!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

we ain't takin' him to the hospital, y'all, juss tape his wounds shut and he's good for 'nother beer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's 9 AM, I'm a 6 pack and bottle of paint thinner deep baby! This post won't encourage the real 'mericans on this day.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago

Evil Tom Scott

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now this is what Scotty should be doing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Rev up your engines!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Robin Williams led a good life.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

The government doesn't want you to know about this one simple trick

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

We're about to see how fast this old Toyota Celica can go.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I need a few sprays of ether every morning too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

IF I ever go to Vegas, it will be required of me to try a little ether and maybe some LSD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85OO4FXdIg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Driving is DEFINITELY for Salvia. DO YOUR RESEARCH

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago