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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only the inscrutable mind of an American can comprehend this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

My euro mind can only comprehend that ass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Mexico also has the right to own guns. I'm pretty sure that some Latinas could pull this off.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That pic kinda makes me horny. But also scared. Which makes me a little more horny. Which also makes me scared.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

One might even say... scaroused.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

This is the future (classical) liberals want.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Finally

IRL High School of the Dead

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There has to be some kind of military doctrine that says a shooter must not mount their rifle on a fat ass as it would distract their aim.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

But, how can you control for side to side motion on a flat ass without a valley?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I know nothing about guns but I wanna know, what happens if he starts firing that thing?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Depends on whether she raises her head.

As pictured:

  • Depending on the ammunition, her ass jiggles either sightly or substantially
  • Her hat is probably displaced
  • She wishes she had doubled up on hearing protection

Lots of things could go wrong here but him pulling the trigger from this position is relatively tame. Stupid as fuck, but tame.

She will feel no effect from the barrel heating up as the other commenter said, for two reasons.

First, one shot doesn't really do much to the barrel temperature - you'd need multiple shots in relatively rapid succession (i.e. several within a few minutes) for the barrel to start getting uncomfortably warm.

Second, the barrel isn't resting on her gluteal cleft; the receiver is. This part of the rifle is designed to be held.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I believe the barrel gets very hot upon firing!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But there's a cover on top of that which doesn't get hot, as it's meant to be held, at least on assault rifles, which is the only weapon I have shot.

I'd say, as long as the ass is stable that's not half bad for shooting. The person with ass up though, I can't imagine how one would look through the sights properly like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Burnt butt crack, got it!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I've seen the video of this. Both of them have the proportions of American comic book characters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[Scottish accent intensifies}

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love that you have a gif for everything.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

They're not mine, I just have a knack for thinking of associated reactions and then finding the approximate gif.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I appreciate your usage of them nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's gonna cry himself to sleep on his huge pillagh!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Her poor ears

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

That's certainly one way to blow someone's back out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

This is great for so many reasons, and also why people should join a gun club

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Americans can sure be weiiiird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So anyone have the original? For research purposes....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Funny enough, I just opened YouTube and this short was suggested. It was Valkyrie40k. It looks like them, but I think tiktok and IG use different names.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

valkmommy brynn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can't remember her name, but she posts a lot of videos showing off her body and her appreciation of guns on YouTube. Probably TikTok too. I wouldn't be surprised if you searched for gun milf and she came up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we get a lemmy community for whatever this is? I want to subscribe!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

C/buttguns where we have guns on butts

Seems legit would join as well