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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Best play is to pretend you supported the other king the whole time. Save your own skin.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Little does that royalboi know he’s next

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

The French opening is really difficult to counter. Do you still have your Scarlet Pimpernel?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your only hope is civil unrest. Remind the pawns they all can become queens that need no man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Edit: lmao wrong thread

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

promote one of the pawns to become a new king. It worked in France.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

This move is region locked

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

This position could only happen with an illegal move. Another monarch would never permit the pawns to kill royalty and their police force would never help.

Did you ever wonder why the game is over just before a king dies?!?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

switch to lichess

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well his stupid hat won't fit through the hole in the guillotine, so he is safe. For now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You lift up the neck restraints, then stick in the king's neck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you need to play en gâteau so that your opponent has to eat cake

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So are 18 pawns and that odd-looking piece on c4-d6. I'd say any rules are OK at this point. How about Kb4-Enterprise (en beam-me-up-Scottant)?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Since you lose the game if your king is captured, you already lost and this is what happens after the game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

aftermath of the white empire's grand war

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

New response just dropped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago