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[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No wonder everything is all fucked up, someone cut down the erdtree

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kirito how dare you.

Lloyd Irving how dare you.

Ryu or Myria from Breath of Fire how dare you.

Flammie how dare you.

How many other times has someone in Japan cut down world trees?

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If it's a tree stump, then something cut it off flat at the top, and I'm far more afraid of that thing than the tree stump.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

No no you got it all wrong, Paul Bunyan is the kaiju tamer of Babe the Blue Ox

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I wanna see a Paul Bunyan vs Godzilla movie.
Or Godzilla vs Superman!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

A lot of fossilized trees appear to be cut when they, in fact, cleanly broke after becoming rock.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Having seen Devil's Tower in person I'm trying to envision how massive that tree would be

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? It’s clearly Photoshopped! The Earth is flat don’t you know?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Probably between 300 m and 2 km tall, based on some quick reading about how tree height scales with diameter.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Buddy, we can clearly see the basalt formations. It's probably yet another volcan that eroded

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Petrified world tree stump. ;)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"In our arrogance we thought it would be there forever, our path to the heavens, to enlightenment, always within reach whenever it was desired. Instead we turned our eyes and souls to the Earth in any and every way to exploit it for our own desires. It was Astrid who could take our hubris no longer, climbing into Yggdrasil's branches, then reaching down the trunk and severing it cleanly with the most silent whisper. Rising to the sky in Yggdrasil, she took our best potential with her to the heavens and left us to the Earth precisely what we had lusted after so cravenly. 'Suffer in your righteousness now, children of Earth. You have sealed your own destruction' said Astrid at last." Source: some BS I just made up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This goes hard af

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

unfortunately, or fortunately, i think it's more realistic to the mythos that thor chopped it down for firewood while drunk or something

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If anyone is actually curious, it’s an igneous intrusion - initially formed underground by magma pushing up into sedimentary rock and cooling there. Rather than an eruption of magma out of the ground, this was formed by the softer rock around the hardened magma eroding away and leaving this uncovered.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If the vikings had found this they would have freaked the fuck out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Someone cut down Yggdrasil!! >:(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

They would have gone home.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Pretty sure it's made of mashed potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Lokota name translates to Bear Lodge, it's a sacred site for them and calling it Devil's Tower isn't great.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When have colonisers and 'settlers' worried about that stuff? [yucatan (idkwym), calcutta (cut yesterday)]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that's just someone who used the terraform tools with unlimited money

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Honey, what does this remind you of?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, wtf is this movie? I remember seeing it when I was really young but can't recall what it was

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Close encounters of the third kind

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Blessed Erdtree

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Looks like a great place for a giant wizard to ponder his orb

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

A lot of fossilized trees appear to be cut when they, in fact, cleanly broke after becoming rock.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The nipple of the goddess of reason.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

"I'm just asking questions"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Let's go inside and see what ancient being has been slumbering for a malenia.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This means something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Of all the wacko theories I’ve heard about various things, this one is my favorite

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Whatever it is... it means something. It's important.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

When you forgot to build a brace for your Haligtree

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I wanna believe!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The tree of silver wings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

New conspiracy theory just dropped y'all, wait until the conservatards get a hold of this one...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is actually a very common conspiracy theory, youll find videos about it on youtube going back a decade

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Well curse you for making me realize this world is more idiotic than I thought 😞

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

-George Carlin

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