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Chips and queso
Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi
My girlfriends ass?
Katsu
Happy with that!
Cimmanim Roll!
Phò Gâu
C A K E
Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.
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sigh...pussy
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Leftovers
Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"
When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.
Fist full of granola
Or Fist for short
Tomato
Cake
Enchilada.
Perfect.
Ice cream with big juicy balls
Maki
Ramen
Hello Fruit Snack!
Schoggigipfeli
Hotdog
Cacio E Pepe
Popcorn
Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos
My little sweet gummy bear
Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too
Burger
I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.
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Chip
Not bad actually
sirratcha pizza
Wendy's
Egg Salad Tortilla Chip
Meatloaf.
Tikka (Masala).
Sweet cinnamon popcorn
Quesadilla!
Strawberry
Or alternatively: Breakfast.
blueberry protein milkshake