I kind of want this on a shirt.

I tried to make this and failed miserably.

Don't forget to mention the months before is spent stuffing your fat mouf.

I'm a fiver.

Fuck yo ~~couch~~ warp core!

Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people's faces!

Sorry, "Geordi"

When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy.

Gorde with hair looks like EAZY-E in space.

Sal - MO-Nella!

Personally, as an ex employee of la Quinta, all this tracks.