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Meet my new puppy: Ass!
(lemmy.world)
Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
I think we're supposed to name you now?
I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"
Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
This ruins the edge.
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
You had to?
What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤
I respect your commitment to telling the truth!
Did you aim it towards your face?
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Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
Wood glue.
As long as it's non-toxic.
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Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That's not what you ate, that's what you said when you ate it.
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
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Richard!
please be referring to dick
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Puppy 🗿
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Ass
Kefir
Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal
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Cock
Pancake
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
Brownie
Tripple Choco Cookie.
Croquette and I think it's a great name
It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
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Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
Richard.
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
Pot roast, think it fits pretty well
Potato!
Toast
A black man's ass
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
Sprout
Carbonara
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'
Waffles!
Phò Gâu
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this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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