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[–] [email protected] 105 points 6 months ago (4 children)

It's because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it's the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

That would explain why it happens to me anyway…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, in my group it's always one guy and he is pretty small.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When it's coming towards you, it's grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it's coming towards someone else, this is not so.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It ain't downloadable. It's just that .zip is a top level domain so anything that ends with .zip is formatted as a link, see.zip ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It says this site can't be reached. No domain. Do I have to add it to my hosts file? What's the IP?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That happens often, don't worry. They have a section about that problem on their FAQ page: faq.zip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm joking, sorry for the confusion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Apology accepted

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I'm trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Campfire smoke definitely has toxic ex vibes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

pfft wrong.

It's cuz smoke follows beauty 😌

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lies! The smoke never comes near me🧟

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thats impossible, my grandma always called me a handsome lad. She'd never lie to her own dear little grandson.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imma sell a "smoke diverter" that's a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

Ancient humans would understand this and I think that's cool.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If your campfire is that smokey, and laying down that much, it isn't hot enough.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

And probably wet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how many people can relate, but this is a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Smoke goes after thieves" is what we always say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've heard about it going after who got laid most recently of the group

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Geez, that changes some of the boy scout camps!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

White rabbit, white rabbit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Savu seuraa lampaannussijaa.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just heard it about generally getting laid, not specifically about sheep lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Håller med fullständigt

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone has ever said otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Source? Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago