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[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They found out she wasn't pregnant

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There was a House episode about it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe the one on the left is pregnant? Ever think of that?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude we should never assume a person is pregnant, regardless of how pregnant she looks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe she ate a comically large spoon full of ice cream

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But just the spoon, without the ice cream

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

My little sister once said to me, "You look pregnant, but you're not."

Shit was hilarious but also hurt. Made me motivated to lose weight.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Needed to make sure it wasn't a watermelon

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they just found out that they are going to have twins.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One line = one child

Two lines = two children

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Three lines = it's all spiders

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Not a tumor! Phew!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean. She could have just been fat