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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Tik Tok.

Not Tik Toker or Tik Tok Content Producer.

They want to be one with Tik Tok, they want to be Tik Tok. Every generation we are moving closer to the convergence of mankind.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Except for that one guy who refuses to move away from IRC

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot slaps SuperDuper around a bit with a large trout.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I mean, stand up your own instance of peertube and you kinda can be lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Basically Evangelion. But instead of cool ass mechs, it's idiot kids doing cringe hand dances.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is there any other job where multiple successive presidential administrations try to ban you?

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wanted to be a holy fool but I'm an atheist so fool it is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

When I grow up I'm going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I played being a bureaucrat. I became woke moralist. Well, kind of.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Holy fool?

A new job just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

New? Rasputin would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Google "collective bargaining"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Ha. The kids are alright.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.

Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That's the life.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean, let's see.

  1. You work from home (or anywhere with internet)
  2. You are your own boss (esk)
  3. You can possibly make more money than any of the other jobs listed below.
  4. You job is to have fun making content.
  5. All you need is a smartphone (no diploma, no certification)
  6. Companies give you free shit to promote on your channel and pay you as well.

Honestly, I hate it but it fucking makes sense tho.

EDIT: Also seeing the rest of the list, all other jobs are doing something ilegal or corrupt, and that os worse than TikTok IMO.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quite encouraging for the political future of the country that woke moralist and bureaucrat are above holy fool 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really want to know what a woke moralist is and how this poll was presented to kids such that this was a common selection.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably just a right wing echochamber term for someone who doesn't like bigotry and discrimination and has the nerve to say so 🤷

As for it being included in a survey, I have a sneaking suspicion that this meme is BASED ON a true story at most 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It was in use among other meaningless buzzwords way before that. That guy's wanna be villain speech just launched it into stardom

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

13.65% of kids are really really boring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love.

Even if it's not a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those numbers don't even try to add up to 100%, so I guess each kid wants multiple things

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think theoretically you could be a tik tok poster/woke moralist/airbnb squatter all at once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget holy fool

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You mean I've been stealing the job of a woke moralist all this time? Let this random Lemmy comment serve as my immediate ignominious resignation. I'm no blackleg, god damnit.

Good thing I didn't quit my day job as a bureaucrat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've been woke moralizing for free, like some kind of chump. No more I say, I'll stop doing it for free right now! I demand fair pay and equa... Damn it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why not all of them? Hire as an uber driver, paint wojaks of your guests (while driving, shout: Jesus, take the wheel). Film everything for tiktok, and rob them out at destination. The rest is the stuff you talk about while driving.

Edit: don't forget to steal the keys for your new airbnb squad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I didn't choose the crisis actor life. It told me not to come to school.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I just hope they don’t take my boomer job as a blahaj puppeteer…. fuckin woke kids

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I wanna be an AirBnB squatter. That sounds like praxis to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Johnny Cash turned out to be a Highwayman, he was doing alright. Way to go kids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought that was Willie Nelson? Cash became a starship captain

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That is for you to decide :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's the friends we made on the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But what is their job?

JUST TABLES!

...and dealing with Eddie Munster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBwPmla8QQ&t=35

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These tables are how I keep my house hot!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You don't know how to treat the customer! You don't know how to treat the crypt keeper!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s a wojak artist? And a crisis actor. And anything else on this list you care to explain. I know what a TikTok is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Kids dont know anything.. lol

A train robber in 2023? Lol

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