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[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Brb, going to rub one out. Now where did I put my belt?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just be a gentlemen and keep on chatting on discord while you tug

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Make sure to moan if you’re in vc, people love that :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The person that posted a book lacks social skills

You just belong to a frat

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

:-(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Hey I’m taking a shit right now.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

a message from a Discord server’s moderator saying: @everyone Hello everyone! New rule has been added, cant believe I have to say this, please do not give birth in the vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. I don't want to have this added

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

if u didnt know, u can put alt text in between the square brackets of an image link :-)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I didn’t know that, thank you! :D

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I will not do that. My favourite server has only two rules which are:

Be cool.
Do not make us have to write more specific rules.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

My go-to is "Don't be a dick" followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren't exhaustive.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Rule #11: No more ranking animals by probable elasticity of orifices." Stop raining on my parade Discord. It's an engaging topic and all rankings are theoretical and cruelty-free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

♫ I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I can kill conversation as I walk into the room
I'm a three line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man ♫

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'll just drop this here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Don't let it be your purpose in life to make someone's life more difficult.

Hopefully when people think of their interactions with you they'll find peace and pleasure in the memory.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ran a discord server for my FFXIV FC (clan/guild) and had someone join the FC and then Discord

Posted asking if we could create a thread for fan art of characters cuz they did fan art

Did so, that seemed neat

Immediately flooded the channel with their OC since BDSM IRL content and asked if we liked it

When chat was quiet for 20 minutes they said sorry and left

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Lmfaooo talk about not reading the room