The mark of a successful vampire is that violence is a hobby, not an obligation.
"You say it was a 12-foot bear with a screaming, toothed sword? How much of what are you drinking on your shift?"
I know it's a silly picture, that chainsaws don't exist in most IP's, and most shapeshifters couldn't use them regardless. But it's the first thing I thought of when I saw the template.
Hell, after years of living in the nightlife of major cities I know some maniacs who would probably do it for free.
I like that a lot - it makes the crits feel more epic and unique.
Photo source is this cosplay from several years ago on Reddit.
Edit: Changed the caption slightly to a version I like a bit better.
Done, I subbed, and if I come up with more I'll try to contribute :)
One thing that became clear before I cross-posted - This meme is not medical advice. If you get a tick bite get it checked out ASAP because of potential Lyme disease.
your weird ass bug and vampire kink bait
What? No. Usually I don't answer or downvote criticism because not everyone has to like my/anyone's content and criticism can absolutely be valid. If you're serious though then I'd say sexualizing this image to that degree is quite a leap. I mean, the vampire is Sesame Street's The Count for starters. There's nothing sexually explicit or even implied in either the image or the text.
That damage amount is freaky. Player sold their soul to roll the most damage anyone will ever see lol.
That looks hilarious. It's like the TTRPG of ridiculous anime.
I've never played a TTRPG where I got to play around with 9th level spells or the equivalent and now I'm jealous. That's insane!
All the little math rocks bringing their 30 hp of damage.
Now that you mention it, that's probably one of the best ways to teach the basics. It's so much more fun when it's roasting baddies as opposed to counting apples.
Even better if the foe was already almost dead. When you slap something for huge numbers it's also fun having the DM describe the wreckage that's left of your opponents.
I feel like some Table Top games are more prone to this than others, just based off watching some different IP's being played.
Regulations be damned. This is coffee you're hiding from me!
I didn't change Picard's face because I love the original too much. You can almost see his soul leaving his body.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus
If you want to know why Americans are bummed out about their purchasing power, just look at this chart about how wages abruptly stopped increasing with productivity 45 years ago. People are accomplishing more than ever before in history and being left with less buying power. In many cases wages don't even keep pace with inflation because companies pay based on what they can get away with, not what the work is worth.
The Count is going to start teaching kids about corporate profits. "One billion extra dollars untaxed! Ha ha hah! 2 billion..."
Oscar the Grouch is going to be a working homeless who is forced to move his can every week by police.
Oddly enough, I've been thinking today of how to make that exact meme.