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[–] [email protected] 90 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Two Bortses, what are the chances

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

We need more bort license plates in the gift shop!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Excuse me, my sons name is also Bort

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I literally never thought I would say this, but which Borts?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But Borts has either spina bifida or a couple of lip rings.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

*three Aidens ..... they call Briaden Aiden for short.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

I pity the Foob.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What do you think about the shirt match:

  • paternal twins
  • bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
  • “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its brain slop. Everyone else's photos, stories and ideas put in a blender then reconstituted into a shape of things, like making a chicken out of chicken nugget meat

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Multiple times I came across a name I wanted to comment on, but there kept being more

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shimp,Shamp and Chunus 🤣

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Jorch = the long version

Jort = the short version

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Notice how they're all white and there's only 4-5 girls out of 24 students

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

A near perfect description of my high school

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

The weirdest part is that I think I recognize some of these people

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This only gets funnier the longer I look at it. Which is difficult to do since I start laugh-crying every time I read the names.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

My son is also named Borts...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

WHICH BORTS

IM NOT COOL WITH THE SKINNY ONE

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wake up, babe! New spelling for white girl name that starts with the pronunciation “Ash” just dropped!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Whiter than... Something really white.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

"A yeti in a snow storm fighting Tilda Swinton"?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Foob and Chunus Sittin' in a tree

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Poor Bootus. She never had a chance.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I never told you this but I had a crush on Hogby.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Chunnus, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Broop, Hogby. It's like aliens trying to pass up as humans but being very awkward about it.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hi, this is my brother Borts and this is my other brother Borts.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

You know how I can tell this is Jort's yearbook?

Because nobody signed it. What a nerd.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is Asheliigynne how our grandkids will spell their names?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I think I dated a Hogby

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure Fooby showed up in a wig one day, got asked her name, and started with "Foob--" before realizing their mistake, then went with it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Im definitely a Borts kinda guy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself! I'm Bootus 💖

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Tag yourself, I'm Hob̵͇̚en

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Classic Bootus

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Cursed, I love it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Chanus bringing back the Grizzly Adams

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