Hipster Elaine better not awaken anything in me
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
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Too late, I dated her like three times in my 20s
shes making me feel gay 
This feels like an Elaine story arc.
Dark George is my aesthetic.
George Crustanza plz. And if I went bald I'd look pretty close to this
GeorgeXcore. Be the marine biologist.
Naw, GeorgeXCore is this look
"To all of you, I have something to say! Its better to burn out then fad away!" - Georgie boy
ITT, people who are just figuring out Elaine is stupid hot
Gotta teach people about shiksappeal.
what is this doing to me
ngl i am not the most familiar with american media and for a moment i thought this was meant to be a transition timeline lmao
That was also my first thought lol
If you look like this dm me
which one
I said what I said
fair enough
Liz gives me the vibe she thinks astrology is stupid but still knows everything about it
I wanna start getting into astrology as a bit and annoy friends with comments like "that's such a libra move".
you don't even need to get it. just say it randomly
Commitment to the BIT.
If you really want to commit, learn Chinese astrology too and claim anyone only using western astrology is both inaccurate and racist
My ex was into Chinese astrology so that's how I know I'm a horse. neighs
Thats, crraaayyyzzeeeee...
Oh hey, it's me in both of my forms
Love drinking my P̵̧̡͓̬̥̥̙͔̦̻̳̮̟͖͙͓̱̒̓̉̽͊̒̌̒̄̈́̃͑̇͌̾̕͠a̷̡̛͇̰̠̅̂͊͗͌̊͋̈́̀͒̓͗͐̉͛̚b̵̛͓̙̲̥̫͍͉̠͐̑̈́̐́̇̅͑̅͗͘͜͝͝͝s̴̡̖̩͍̳̟͕̜̮͔̫̆̆̓͊̒͘ṭ̶̢̛̣̲̗͔̬̺̱̯̮̗̠͕̳̍̈́͑̏̊̅̓͗̈́͊̔͒̕͘͝ ̷̛̘͐͛̇̔̓̑̀̔͋̉̚͝B̴̨̧̘̘̩̘̩̻̳͙̪̞͖̬̱̎̓̕ḷ̶̨̜͔̟͍̯̼̘̰̻̿͑̔̿̏̌̈́ͅu̶͖̤̰̩̯̜̮͕̩͎̫̯̗̐́̀̆̄͛̈́̀͜e̵͖̠̮͕͕̠͉̞̖͕̰͇͙̟͗́͜͝ ̴̮̺̅͛͌͆̌̾͒̄͝R̴͍̤̗̼̪̝̪̃̓̅͂͝ï̸̧̛̯͙̖̯͓̱̰̙̭̓̀̓͊͛̿̓̉̔͌̂́͝͝b̶̖͎̙̻̫̘̗̟̭̜̱̘̫̬̩̝̍̉͗̔͜b̸̭̺̥̹̩̮͕̮̫͇̤̮͎̘͕̓͒̆͆̀͐̓̄̈͜͝ͅo̸̡̝̦̘͓͈̜̹͉͔͚̹̳̪̞͍̓̑̿́̂͒̃̄̊̓̃̌́̈́̚͘ņ̷̡͍̮̋̇̍́̓͗̂̃̐̇͘̕̕͝
It's the only sports beer that doesn't explicitly lean into courting chuds which in and of itself is pretty commendable.
Also it tastes just fine
Me looking @ this comment section
You ever notice how Kramer’s rants about wokeness suddenly happened after we found out Jerry was dating a high schooler? What’s up with that?
this is an usian cultural reference im too third world to understand
is this seinfield?
Yes... you have these pop culture U.S references the whole nation, if not the world, understauns (Seinfeld) and then you have these niche ones more localized, like this, that require you to be terminally online and western to ken... (Trueanon)
Edited:
i think 70% of Americans probably know what Seinfeld is
But do they know Trueanon?
sorry, I should change my terms... and clarify Seinfeld is famous in the U.S
It's not famous everywhere tho, eh?
Both are hot.
TR-6? I I prefer to think of her as... Elaine.
You've got to love a show that does a genocide-themed April Fool in the middle of an actual genocide! All I saw for TA was them laughing at people who were horrified by the thumbnail. Like it doesn't have its own demoralizing effect. And then the actual show was Brace defending hanging up an SS flag. Very cool!
At least Carl Beijer's April Fool made me click through to the actual joke (fake thumbnail, he's written for Jacobin so the infamous COMPACT mag would not be a surprise to me, but I guess he despises them, good joke).
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the chipmunk soundeffect song that was playing instead of an actual interview was because it was an april fools joke.
The best jokes leave their audience feeling confused, a little angry, and unsure of what happened. Humor not required!
I didn't even open it lmao because I saw the comments I think it's gross. I'm not trying to get all depressed!
I heard there was a sincere defense of the whole hanging up SS flag picture against haters etc at the end but maybe that was a rly fucked up april fools. Mea culpa I tend to put focus into things like how hundreds of thousands of people's lives being destroyed might finally stop rather than deciphering how jokes from people who are never funny work
