Man, I could chug that whole thing easy if it was Baja Blast.
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Okay there can be TOO MUCH dew I'm afraid, that amount of Baja would kill you stone dead.
"That much Dew could kill a mortal perhaps, but I shall become one with the Blast, the Baja will flow through me! Witness my glory as I ascend the One True Mountain!"
Smash cut to interior doctor's office, an ear-ringing sound nearly drowns out a young doctor with a lumberjack beard and a north face vest explaining diabetes treatment options.
*laughs in Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar*
Nah, you'll be fine as long as you aren't over-sensitive to caffeine or on heart medication or something:
- Baja Blast has about 54 mg of caffeine per 12 ounce can, putting it at 225 mg of caffeine if you filled the entire tumbler with it.
- Dew Zero is 69 mg per 12 ounces, which would be about 287.5 mg for this thing.
As for regular coffee/energy drink serving sizes:
- A single 16 ounce Monster Java is around 200 mg, and an Absolute Zero is in the neighborhood of 140 mg.
- A cup of strong coffee is between 250 and 350, and Death Wish claims to be 666 mg.
Imagine the piss you'd need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.
"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"
"Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.
"Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"
Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.
"Oh, fuck."
"Go home and get your shine box."
along with some kidney stones
Look at the shape. That bit near the bottom is what a cup of something used to be, when the size was standardized. Everything on top of that is fifty years of inflation.
Wouldn't that just fuck up your wrist carrying 1.5kg all day with a shitty plastic handle
Just purchase the ChadWristExerciser for $19.99.
Oblong liquid holder, Newtonian fluid capturer, tall skinny bowl with ergonomic grasping device.... Soda holda...
... why is his hand blurry?... WHY IS HIS HAND BLURRY?
Regular size cups no longer contain enough liquid for my urine demand
So much big cup in these comments. Me lovey a big cup so that I only need to fill twice a day to be hydrated. Needs to have less sugary contents than in the pic though
I can only speak for myself but I am not a big cup hater. I just think it's funny.
Also - I like big cups although not to that level. Right now I'm drinking coffee from a metal pint glass. I don't ever want to be within arms length of such a cup because it's my nature to drink more even if the cup is too big to do that or in that case way too big. I could suffer from water toxicity.
Donβt get me wrong, that pic is hilarious. Iβm often dehydrated because Iβm too lazy to refill my cup so big cups are a nice solution
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