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Okay there can be TOO MUCH dew I'm afraid, that amount of Baja would kill you stone dead.
"That much Dew could kill a mortal perhaps, but I shall become one with the Blast, the Baja will flow through me! Witness my glory as I ascend the One True Mountain!"
Smash cut to interior doctor's office, an ear-ringing sound nearly drowns out a young doctor with a lumberjack beard and a north face vest explaining diabetes treatment options.
*laughs in Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar*
Nah, you'll be fine as long as you aren't over-sensitive to caffeine or on heart medication or something:
As for regular coffee/energy drink serving sizes: