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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Okay there can be TOO MUCH dew I'm afraid, that amount of Baja would kill you stone dead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"That much Dew could kill a mortal perhaps, but I shall become one with the Blast, the Baja will flow through me! Witness my glory as I ascend the One True Mountain!"

Smash cut to interior doctor's office, an ear-ringing sound nearly drowns out a young doctor with a lumberjack beard and a north face vest explaining diabetes treatment options.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

*laughs in Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar*

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah, you'll be fine as long as you aren't over-sensitive to caffeine or on heart medication or something:

  • Baja Blast has about 54 mg of caffeine per 12 ounce can, putting it at 225 mg of caffeine if you filled the entire tumbler with it.
  • Dew Zero is 69 mg per 12 ounces, which would be about 287.5 mg for this thing.

As for regular coffee/energy drink serving sizes:

  • A single 16 ounce Monster Java is around 200 mg, and an Absolute Zero is in the neighborhood of 140 mg.
  • A cup of strong coffee is between 250 and 350, and Death Wish claims to be 666 mg.