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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"

"Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.

"Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"

Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.

"Oh, fuck."

"Go home and get your shine box."