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Imagine the piss you'd need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.
"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"
"Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.
"Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"
Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.
"Oh, fuck."
"Go home and get your shine box."
along with some kidney stones