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[–] [email protected] 102 points 8 months ago (5 children)

"I'm gonna use a word I really shouldn't use. But people might get mad at me for doing so. But on the other hand, the word is really edgy and cool... That's it! I'll just cover up part of the word so people don't notice I'm using it! I'm so smart!"

[–] [email protected] 113 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Originally in the book it seems to have been "dude", then someone made a post where they changed it to "nigga", but it wasn't censored. Later on someone decided to censor the word. So not the same people at work there (I mean, I think not lol)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's still dumb as hell tho.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago

Over a popular webcomic’s art so that uninformed backlash may be directed towards the artist they freebooted from

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

When searching for the first half of the quote I quickly found the uncensored version on ifunny… (like the 4th result on DuckDuckGo images)

Took a little longer to find the original comic, where the wolf just says "dude"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I swear, I was just trying to write the name of the country! I didn't know it only had one G!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do you know this wasn't made by a black person?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't and it's irrelevant because the stupid attempt of hiding the word does not change with the skin colour of the person who made it.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna use a word I really shouldn't use

Some people can in fact use this word. This sentence reads as if you know the person really shouldn't be using it because you know their race isn't allowed to, however, there is indeed a race that is allowed to and the original poster could very well belong to that.

The fact that you can't understand how this could have been posted by one person uncensored, then screencapped by a second, then censored by a third, or even fourth person, fifth person, etc, is frankly just icing on the cake.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I really appreciate your analysis of what I can and can't understand along with your obnoxious pendatry. Very valuable information, thank you. Now kindly fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

lemmy.world is removed

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago

Glad I could help, you smug little bastard!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hmm, this implies that pig #1 built his house out of hydrogen...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

We refer to him as the sun god now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

What a foul

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think this should be changed to "really dogg" because wolves might call each other dogg but could get offended if a pig said it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The wolf is the one saying it, gotta think of something pigs would find offensive

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I love that based ACAB shit, and this is funny as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I hate the acab nonsense, but this made me laugh out loud

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Doggo is our word

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Did the first pig build their house out of hydrogen?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

it was veery easy to burn down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Well, burn up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The Cadmium and Astatine houses would be rather explodey as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Helium would definitely be an easy win for the wolf.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One pig didn't build a house, but a wide, shallow, encompassing tremch which he kept filled with nitrogen gas.

He never had any problem with wolves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

There is the question of how to remove the anaerobically decaying carcasses that keep piling up and filling the moat, however. The wolves stay away, but so does everybody else at this point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Damn, never seen an xkcd where they used that kind of language! 😳

[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Itβ€˜s not original. The joke originated in xkcd 821 (Five Minute Comics Pt. 3), however it was a little different still. The wording (besides the slur) stems from xkcd creator Randall Munroeβ€˜s book What if?.

If you compare the image to actual xkcds, you’ll notice, that the font is different.

Also, I found a picture of the comic from the book on pinterest.

Can’t have people think xkcds could be this tasteless.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Weird, why would someone rewrite a joke to land on the same punchline

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the first rewrite (by Munroe himself) was probably just turning a 5min doodle into a clean, more streamlined comic.

The n-word one probably just to be edgy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Edgy = racist but a coward about it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

As most racists are when confronted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Ahhh thanks for the clarification! I should have known Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't remember the # of the original, but I'm certain that's not what it said. Randall wouldn't use that, and that's not his font.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It seems to be from his "What If" book and it wasn't "nigga" but "dude"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Confirmed. The one 'reference' book I have on my desk. Page 3. The font and line layout is completely changed. The last sentence reads: "and the wolf was like, "dude.""

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago

It looks like a generic XKCD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You'd think the wolf would be satisfied after breaking into 79th pig's house and stealing it all. It should cover being able to eat all sorts of meat for its whole lifetime.

Though I'd imagine it dying in 17th house in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Plot twist: The wolf is a capitalist. It will never be sated