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"Trump doesn't live in our heads rent free" proceeds to start calling communists trump supporters because they hate Biden aswell

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

To any lurking liberals, I assure you that literally everyone here would celebrate if anyone threw Trump in a pit and tossed in a grenade. You on the other hand would be horrified and liberal media would instantly tell you to consider this a terrible thing. You would go along with this, like you go along with literally everything liberal media tells you.

We oppose him significantly more than you do. The difference here is that we'd also celebrate if that happened to 99% of the genociding war criminals that thoroughly deserve it in the party you advocated for too.

Someone link to this in that thread or something I don't know.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Remember when they were handwringing about us wanting him to die from covid? Lol.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Rachel Maddow wagged her finger at us after spending years making money by comparing trump to hitler.

Like if you really thought trump was hitler and you thought hitler was bad, wouldn't you be happy if he got sick and/or died? When trump made covid disastrously words with his response?

Not if you're a lib apparently.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think that’s because we’re tankies. We just know a good story arc when we see one.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If leftists took over the country they would, ideally, form a worker's tribunal and execute Trump (or at least chuck him in a pit). When liberals run the country they just hope some state-level courts will make Trump pay large sums of money.

If Trump is a dangerous fascist, which method would stop him? Which method would allow him to continuously run for office?

"Typical of tankies -- resort to extremism. We could just pass a law that bans Trump from being president. No violence needed and we can uphold Western values."

Then why haven't you done it? Oh that's right, the precious system can be easily captures by fascists. Almost like it was designed that way. If only some tankie had written some books about this...

[–] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)

maybe-later-kiddo The parliament funkadelian said no

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If leftists ran the country, Trump never would have been elected President. He would have been assigned the job of co-hosting award shows with Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers, until he OD'd on cocaine in the late 90s.

He and Chris Farley would have dueling eulogies.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Fellas, is it pro-Trump to oppose a right-wing government and be literal communists?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Comrade Trump, will you lead the people's war?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago (5 children)

"Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good everyone is saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people very very rude and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me everyday and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say, Look the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction believe me you gotta trust me on this one. The means of production, obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess whose laughing now?"

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

Fuckers forgot that just, what... last week or something, both of them went to the USA's Southern border to preside over the installation of razor wire in the FUCKING RIO GRANDE RIVER to celebrate all the brown people who will get caught in the wire and drown.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

Biden's supporters would tell you he is doing 44D chess so Trump looks bad in front of his supporters for reneging on an immigration bill (How does it work? Who knows)

Totally different from MAGA chuds telling you Trump's incoherent rants in 2016 were 444D chess

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A lot of people don't understand that there is a difference between liberal and leftist which makes them automatically assume that anyone speaking negatively of liberals must be a conservative. A consequence of Americans calling their centre right party "the left".

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think there's an even more pernicious problem, a lot of people understand the difference between liberal and left in theory, but they think of themselves as being leftist. They also think they are, right hand to God, as left as it gets, and anyone to their left is actually an authoritarian. This leads to these people becoming contrarians against everything actual leftists are saying or trying to accomplish in the real world, because they are the true arbiters of everything that is good and moral, and they don't think of it that way, therefore everyone else is a fascist.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  1. Trump does and says funny things.

  2. He is not good at imperialism and surrounds himself with idiots.

That's it, that's the support

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They think calling him our big wet boy is like positive

[–] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We talk about killing fascists all the time barbara-pit

These libs are fucking deluded

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

This means we're not doing it enough.

We must talk about killing Trump and Biden fans more

[–] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago (2 children)

when you actually read the actual comment its surprisingly not supporting trump at all

fucking liberals istg

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

Well, if they were good at using their eyes to scan pages of words and parse some kind of actual information out of it, they wouldn't be liberals.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago

Go ahead, lemmitors, call the people on here that can cite evidence and quote theory effortlessly "right wing trolls" and fake leftists, while every single argument I've read where one of them participate is AT BEST just a sophist making extremely general and vague assertions (muh human nature, muh authoritarianism) while they get bodied by a dozen effortposts. They even have the gall to claim all we do is post emojis instead of argue, but they're just telling on themselves because Hexbear usually will hit you with substantial responses if you're engaging in good faith, the PPBs are for the reddit-logo tier chauvinist takes.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Blue MAGA really is a great label for these liberal fascists with no thinking capability

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Trump support is defined by a discursive analysis of the communities which someone is a part of. If the vibes feel sufficiently Trump-esque to the observer then you've got yourself a Trump supporter.

Honestly, Trump just quotes Mao and Leneeen so frequently, as well as utilising dialectical materialist analysis, that it should come as no surprise that MLs are the rhetorical mirror of Trump.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Trump uses dialectical materialist analysis of cheeseburgers feast-1feast-2

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

I'm getting increasingly :doomerdoomer over how significantly different their little mind palace is from reality. It's like, they live in a game with well defined rules and ignore every example where the rules don't apply, then act smug over the rules, like everything is figured out.

The classic vote response is so demeaning. Like no, that is obviously not helping us, anyone we can vote for is actively paid off by the orgs and people we're trying to defend ourselves against. The only way to get in a position where someone can even vote for you is by being completely bought out. The democracy will be undermined by millions of dollars to the opposing candidate every time you step out of the pre-approved script, and even if the rare good officials win out, they've just had all their mental effort sapped away for months to defend against them.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Since I know we have some comrades in the posting trenches, I figured out a good way of explaining it to them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7Ol0gz11k

This was a pretty popular clip, they might have seen it. Pierce Morgan is treating this communist as an Obama-supporter because he is so brain-rotted that anyone criticizing Trump must have Obama as their sacred cow, completely failing to understand that there is discourse outside of that limited political spectrum. They are doing exactly the same thing with the Dems.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

"Trump is obviously just saying what he says he knows he's not supposed to because it gets him free media attention for a week, like a spoiled 6 year old. Just ignore him."

"Actually he's a very competent and serious person who should be taken seriously, why do you support trump?"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When you definitely understand communism

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

These people are so mad at Hexbear they will throw anything at the wall to see what sticks.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why y'all gotta get me tilted by sharing these takes? Fucking hell, I should just stay off the Internet.

Gonna think fondly of the first few weeks of the Lemmy boom when leftists were still the most popular faction before .world brought Reddit over

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Come join us and permanently feel like a cursed protagonist from an ancient Greek fable, permanently exposed to bad takes with no power to change them but laugh

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Deeply unserious people

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

And then you have these capitalists, those are real beauties! This is their new hoax- they take a piece of machine, a big beautiful shiny new means of production, and they buy it and y'know, they own it, it's a big beautiful shiny new machine, all the bells and whistles, bing bing bing, and then they have the workers- who are totally not being treated fairly in this country, folks, BELIEVE ME, totally exploited, and they have these workers-and they pay them a certain amount, could beee... $20 per hour, could be TEN, could be FIVE, could be TWELVE, they pay them a certain amount, okay, and with their labor they build the product.

And the owner of the machine, of the capital, "Capitalist" they turn around and sell the product at a yuge markup, they call it "profit." ok, so they call it profit! They don't sell it at the cost it took to make it, okay, so what do they do with this extra, you know what I call it? I call it surplus value. I call it surplus value, and do they share the surplus value with the people whose labor PROVIDED the value it took to make that product? I don't think so, folks.

They stick in a bank and then they say "ohhhh I can't afford to pay you more!" Bad- BAD people. It's totally phony, folks. Raw deal, our proletariat are getting a raw deal. But not for long! We're gonna- and by the way it never occurs the workers to pool their resources and buy the big beautiful machine in order to share the profit that they created in the first place with their labour! And you know why? Because the capitalists pay the workers such a low wage they can't afford to then invest and pool their money and share in ownership... of the means of production! Can't do it! This is the biggest scam on the planet, folks! Boy, I've heard some real beauties but that one, WOW, that's a doozy. That's a real beauty. But we're gonna fix it, folks, we're gonna fix it, okay? and you know what the laborers are going to do? They're gonna WIN.

Folks, what we did in 1917–the Revolution I call it, with a capital R–it's never been done before. So many big beautiful red flags, you couldn't even–now that, folks, that's a flag we stand up for, we don't kneel for our terrific red flag–and you couldn't even see the Winter Palace, you know. You know the Mensheviks, you take a look at what they said, and they were a, uh, a failed party, and Renegade Kautsky, very nasty to me but that's okay, they said we couldn't do it! They said, "Oh, Vlad, the material conditions are bad, we have to have a bourgeois republic to develop the forces of production." You know what that means, right? Semi-feudal economy! Okay, you get Semi-Feudal, and I said, I told them we can't have Semi-Feudal. Well, look at where we are now, Julius. We are going to develop the forces of production so fast it'll make your head spin. We are going to do in a generation what it took them many, many years to do. BELIEVE ME.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

What embarrassing little dorks.

I really hope these people grow up and are haunted by how cringey they were throughout their twenties

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lmao liberals are so cultish. Blue MAGA sheep.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

This is bullshit. I should have been in that screenshot!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

Liberals should try to stop ~~mirroring~~ carbon copying trumps rhetoric when it comes to countries they sanctioned into poverty like Venezuela and Iran, that they would love to bomb and coup now.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He was in all seriousness probably not much worse than George W Bush, who I think I hate more than Trump. He was worse in some ways, better in others. But GWB had 8 years to fuck up the world and Trump only had 4. Liberals have completely whitewashed GWB which is pretty depressing.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

GWB started several illegal wars that killed millions of people. Nothing Trump did was even close

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Somebody over there knows we're actual secret Trump supporters because of all our Pepe the Frog emojis. We have so many emojis of that damned frog! So many pepes.

pepe-silvia

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's that I love about the net. Speak of the devil and a legion appears.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

A thread about how their brains are still fried by the bullshit narratives around 2016 is evidence we’re trump fans. Makes sense in a way.

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