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I would chime in but I don't use predictive text as the very idea that a divine being could be predicted by an infernal device is blasphemy.
Do not let the machines sully our tongue comrades, throw off the yolk and do not submit to heretical guidance.
How dare they try to speak with our words
Jokes aside I actually fucking hate it when machines say stuff like "thank you for shopping here" in that anodyne voice that's the aural equivalent of greige.
A machine cannot thank, thank you isn't a magic spell. It is supposed to signal gratitude. Unless uttered by a thinking being it is a bastardisation of language.
The... the yolk? You have quite the eggcentric inclination!
See! see what horrors even the affectation of automatic spelling correction can bring!
Purge the machine from your life my friends. It will only lead you astray.
throw off the yolk
lol
Divine being moment
I'm a bottom
Goddammit 🤦♂️
I'm a little teapot
Error 418
In that case I think I can guess how tall you are and your body type..
I'm a trans
I really need to stop arguing with idiots on the internet.
I misread that as "trains" but trans makes much more sense.
Damn trainsesual agenda, wanting better rail infrastructure.
desperately trying not to make an outdated asdfmovie reference
"I like trans"
Gets hit by a stampede of trans people
I'm a little confused
No, no this checks out
Lemmy try:
I'm a little extreme but I don't know what to say about it but I think it's not a client-side thing.
I'm a bit confused about what time is.
I'm sorry for being so late and I will be there in about 30 minutes.
I'm going to try to get a new phone number for the IRS.
I'm not a good person and it will be a while before I am.
Sorry, I've had too much fun with that.
I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.
That should be printed on a shirt.
And I have to go to the store and get a fuckton of the third grade and then they will be a little more shortform than that it is not a good thing to do with the first time I have to do it for the first time I have to go by the US and get it done and then I have to wait to get to the europeans out of the third grade of the third grade and then I have to wait to see what it is not a good thing to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it
I'm a vegan linux user
I'm a western union that has been a great military
I'm a little worried 😟
I'm a little bit of a joke.
I'm a bit confused about the coneys but I'm not sure.
I'm a blubbering mess.
Lol I always have way too much fun with these; I'll stop there.
I'm a little confused about the same material as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as
I'm a little confused with my viewpoint so I'm not sure how to elaborate with this but I'm not sure how to do that to help me with my phone call from my mum to help you with this and if you want me and I will be in the save room and I will be in the save room and then I will have a look at it when I get back from work so I will have a look at it when I get back from work so I will have a look
I'm very proud to stand here today and present this is the best for me and I will be in the save file for the next few weeks and I will be back in the bag for the next few weeks and I will be back in the bag for the next few weeks
I'm sure I have to get a new pair for you are a bit of the five 5⃣ and you can 🥫 them in your shoes to make you look like it will make it look like the discussion on your head broski I love 😍 the more cringe I think 🤔 would like the discussion on a prison sentence and I don't understand the truth about them but it's just the general opinion about them all I know how it was so bad 🛁 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋
LOL I never use emojis don't know what it got that from
I'm a little confused
I’m a little bit confused about the name of the place.
I’m a little bit confused about the situation but I don’t think I can do anything for you to do that a lot but I don’t want to do that anymore but I don’t want to do that anymore and I don’t want to do that anymore
I stopped asking, because my phone was very politely trying to change the activity.
I'm a little confused but I don't know what to do.
I'm a bit of a pain in the past few weeks but I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I
What is going ON with my phone
Did you ever go to women's tennis?
Nope lmao
this is why having a dumb keyboard is swag (florisboard)
I‘m a little confused.
Yep… sums it up pretty well.
I'm a sigma little boy 😭
I'm a leftist little bit :/
Gonna do all 3 here
I'm a little bit of a great day (???)
I'm a very nice (this one sounds like mario)
I'm a bit of a triceratops (yeah the algorithm has no clue what i wanna type)
I'm a HoMEOWner
I'm a little stressed
I'm a bit worried
I'm a lot better today
I'm a little slick and a little static
I'm a little baby now but I'm going home tomorrow
Yeah
I'm a little leftist
I'm a bit confused about the weather
I’m a big believer that if we can make a deal on a house that will have the house and a lot more space
I'm a bit busy with the magicks and am trying not the time of the day to make the illusion includes a new one.
I'm a little confused but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it to you in the morning
I'm a little stressed about it
(oh come on even my text prediction knows?)
I'm a little glitchy but I'm going out for eeeeeeeeeeeww e and a fine day at work so will see if we could get the car and get the e to go and see what they do it for the first one and e to get the smaller one and e and a bit more to me than the one who is a bit more to be honest and you can do that when I don't want you and you can get a better than you and I can be there with the other ones you can get a recording and a fine bristle to the other one who can do the job to get the e and you can be the same as the same as it can't do the job or the job or the same person to do the job or the job or something I think about the same person to be the same as it is not that not many things and you don't want it and it will take the time and the amount to it or it will take the opportunity and it's the stupidest and you don't have it to me to get it from me to refund him in a few months or something you want and it's a bit more to be the best and I understand what he wants and he will understand that you can understand that it's not that many things and the reason why they are always feels the right way of the tomb and it's a good person to do that and it will take the time and the reason why they are always feels the right way of the tomb and it's the same thing you don't understand why they are not that many things that they are not that not the best person ever to put them into them or you can be there for me to refund him in a while and I will then get him to the house to the house it's not that many things he wants me and you can understand him and you can understand his life or the same thing as he is the most important thing ever is it was the best
I'm getting bored of tapping the first entry and it's not showing any sign of stabilising on one repeating phrase so I'll stop there
I'm a good person
I'm a little bit late
I'm going to bed
Spot on. 😁