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China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries 
Sorry 
nerds, the FRSO is the cool beijing funded communist org
I've been in the posting mines for years and I've yet to receive my Xi bucks and my posts have been referenced by heads of state in socialist countries. Hello!
Xi asked if I'd like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards and I've been getting them pretty regularly now. I have a spreadsheet with all of the codes listed and when Nintendo finally re-opens the Wii Shop Channel I'll have every game ever released. Some might say this is a waste, but Marxism proves that the growth of the productive forces necessitates the return and common ownership of the Wii Shop Channel (negation of the negation).
Don't tell this guy about roms.
Scared to mess with my Wii :|
It's easy, letterbomb is simple. Dx2cios or whatever is a little scary looking but I'm a brainlet and have done the exploit like five times. Also Wiis are cheap on the ground now.
you're "soros foot soldier" not "xi keyboard warrior"
Xiboard warrior
Xi's been paying me in Camel Cash and (I fully get the irony of this) Marlboro cigarettes.
Damn I want in
No Xi Bucks, best we can do is a Commendation of Stakhanovite Labour
President Xi,
I’m starving me Lord, I need to pay rent me Lord. Please send me an advance on this month’s propaganda payment.
Signed,
LibsEatPoop.
dear neoliberals, um, it's called investing/lobbying, sweetie.
don't hate the player, hate the game. 
Also mentioned 
Lol, i only read half the article
The PSL and FRSO can share the beijing funds
Eugene Puryear is on the graphic too. He is with PSL
Obsession with a plot is one of the ur-fascism points. Everything bad that happens is xi or putin.
You noticed the Chinese flag
I noticed that the picture of it was taken by B. Coomer
We are not the same
by Kristina Wong
guess she thinks leopards will never eat her face
Non white people signing on for thinly veiled xenophobia in the anglosphere will never not be funny and infuriating
Lmao fucking reactionaries are really putting that $1bn to good use to "fight Chinese disinformation"
Death to America
I need to make an anti china org and my output will just be videos about china’s imminent fall using an AI voice
There's so many channels that use an LLM trained voice. If you do it and you'd probably make money from idiots that can't tell the difference from one slop to another 
No no no they were missing some punctuation
fight Chinese? disinformation!
I mean id love to have some socialism with Chinese characteristics in hellhole that is Canada just saying.
Socialism with Chinese characteristics with Canadian characteristics?
Blood money - distinct lack of blood...or money for that matter.
So socialist and Communist groups give warm wishes to fellow socialists and comrades. No evidence they are controlled by China.
They critique the empire and organize. 
Hey guys 'member ooga booga BLM but let's not mention agent sabatours from far right 
'member 'MEMBER!
edit: I hope this boosts FRSO's numbers
When do i get my xibucks comrades?
Did you fill out the paperwork? If not, you can talk to Barb in HR
1 dollar donated = 1 lib trolled, please Xi 
China doesn't need to do anything.
America literally cooks itself with it's Rube Goldberg machine of contradictory nonsense.
Every damn time:
China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries
Pre dengist socialist china returning? Or are my hopes too high? At least China hasn't been actively aiding anti communist movements lately.
Something tells me they don't care about the CIA constantly meddling in other nations' affairs.
That looks like Eugene Puryear in the bottom left. He's with PSL.
PSL stays winning
yeah, he is even standing in front of a PSL banner… you can read -“y for socialism” on there
Their secretive groups driving chaos in our streets
Our pro-democracy civil society NGO's
you mean I coulda got paid for being more progressive?
Kristina Wong
posting on breitbart
What is it with White dudes and their obsession with pretending to be Asian wonen.
Cantonese transliteration of the surname Wang.
Why is it not believable that many from the Chinese disporas and emigrants hate China?
When I was still living in the US, many of my Asian American friends who are of Chinese descent confided in me that their parents voted for the Republicans (the “party for hard-working people”) and hated the Democrats (“too open minded”).
A lot of conservative, older generation Chinese emigrants in America support anti-China policies. You don’t even have to look in America, just go to Youtube and scour the Hong Kong, Taiwanese and overseas Chinese channels and you will come across many many such anti-China videos made by self-proclaimed political commentators speaking in Cantonese and Mandarin.
Yeah but would Breitbart pay an Asian woman to do a job they could pay a white man pretending to be an Asian woman to do?
I just came in to say USA is poop and xi is the best
They are too secretive. I would have joined if I knew about them.
The whole second half of the article is about actually
If the PLA invaded the USA I would immediately defect
Everything they accuse China of AIPAC is
