Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,... nope, we can't have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.
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Sometimes oral ingestion isn't enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.
BRB need to man up, calling up the fellas to give me a test butt-injection stat
Works for vodka, must work for manliness too
Fun fact: the opposite of estrogenize is in fact to androgenize. No relation to androgynize with a Y, they're just one letter apart and for many speakers 100% homophonic, but they're very different in meaning, if we're talking about men's sex hormone intake.
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- Eating pussy is pretty intimate
- Greater intimacy often yields greater empathy
- Greater empathy towards women makes right wing positions harder to hold, as those positions are often hostile to women
Therefore, in a sense, eating pussy leads to leftism, I guess.
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All I read is that if women want their pussy to be eaten they should date leftists.
Spiritual lesbian, reporting for duty. o7
Yeah, Socialist East Germany had a lot going against it (the whole restrictive surveillance state thing) but it was a lot more sex-positive than the West.
If licking pussy leans one to the left due to estrogenization, I can see now why the right likes Trump, Putin, and testosterone so much.
Ha. Nice
Oof
FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you're literally attracted to someone who likes penis.
FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you're literally playing with a man's penis.
FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.
FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.
I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.
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Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay
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I’m sure these guys are also anti-blowjob following this logic
Nah bro. Eating cum testosteronizes the body. That's why I blow my bros at the gym in a totally hetero way.
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In high school, I had a bumper sticker that read, “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.” If eating pussy makes me gay, then I’m the gayest mf’er this side of the Mississippi.
Your statement implies a gayer mf'er on the other side of the Mississippi. Be the gayest mf'er on both sides of the Mississippi.
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You need to understand that this is not about sexuality, but about patriarchy. For them sex is about power over women, not about pleasing them. Cunnilingus focuses on female pleasure, which is a problem for this world view. Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly". This is expressed through the accusation of being "gay".
Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly".
Which is funny, because it's much more "unmanly" to be so afraid of not being the ""alpha male"" that you're afraid of giving your partner pleasure. How insecure in your manhood do you need to be to think eating a woman out lowers your status?
I love how even the guy who originally suggested the concept of alpha male says he was wrong and there is no such thing yet people still go around thinking they are one.
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Maybe we should stop labeling and everyone can start their introduction with "I like pussy" / "I like dicks" / "I like dogs" etc
I think the last one is banned in most states /j
Thanks Obama.
...most?
MOST?!!
Bestiality is not outlawed in Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia, and Wyoming
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I love eating pussy so much I could cry while eating pussy and film it and be blackmailed with the footage by myself. There, I said it.
It must be a sad world to live in where it’s a personal failing to satisfy the hell out of the woman you love.
Imagine wanting to give your partner pleasure.
I joke but I think that might actually be it. A lack of empathy for women or something.
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I guess that means I'm not gay for sucking dick.
There's nothing more manly than eating a hairy butthole
So then, if a woman is exclusively attracted to men who eat pussy, does that also make her a lesbian?
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" is a stand up comedy bit from the 1980s.
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"Prohibit cunnilingus"?
More theocratic by the day
yes, of course a man being attracted to women means he's gay.
That was sarcasm.
When was the start of this thousand year prohibition? 😂 5/7 perfect troll post.
Nothing makes this cisman feel more queer than eating pussy. Let me tell you..
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