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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (2 children)

In high school, I had a bumper sticker that read, “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.” If eating pussy makes me gay, then I’m the gayest mf’er this side of the Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Your statement implies a gayer mf'er on the other side of the Mississippi. Be the gayest mf'er on both sides of the Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

there are portions of north central minnesota where you could be the gayest mf'er east, west, north and south of the mississippi.