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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you're literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you're literally playing with a man's penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's pretty gay.... If you're not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?

Sounds like you're just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else's.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I see what you're getting at. You're holding two dicks to keep your average held dicks at a nice hetero >= 1.0

Well sure, nothing gay about that. It's just math. Had me going for a second

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

FELLAS!!! is it gay to breathe? I mean you're literally literally sharing a room of air with a penis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Soo weird how some conservatives scream about how easily they could accidentally be turned gay or trans

We'll never know how this happens

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

What? Are you just going to take us at our words that we were always like this? Or are you going to be a real man and decide how you think it might work with no evidence besides what you suppose and notice and make your firm commitment to that conclusion everyone else’s problem?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Penis, is it fellas to gay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

FELLAS!! Is it gay to be gay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Nah that can't be it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thats too straight forward not to be straight!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

FELLAS!!! Is it gay to wipe your ass? You're touching a man's butt!