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I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.
That's pretty gay.... If you're not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?
Sounds like you're just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me
That's why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else's.
I see what you're getting at. You're holding two dicks to keep your average held dicks at a nice hetero >= 1.0
Well sure, nothing gay about that. It's just math. Had me going for a second