this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is unfortunate naming

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or is it....?

Wonder what his patronus is?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just a single giant sperm

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Risky click of the day

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

That guy fucks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh, man, you summoned my college outfit...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Was Jizzard also your college nickname?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jizard by name...jizard by reputation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wouldn't it be better to say Jizard by name, Jiz very 'ard by reputation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I happen to be something of a jizzard myself.

What? Oh- uhh - yeah - I meant denim too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yer a Jizard, Jarry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This has to be AI art. I feel no human communication being expressed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I wanted in on the jean memes and thought of jizard.

I don't really support AI art personally but I feel like using it for shit posts is better than trying to use it for actual art. At least no one wasted any man hours on the jizard

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Then I'm here for the memes ✊🏽

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Usually only wastes a few minutes...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Always look at the hands. AI still doesn't understand hands.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not what my mind's eye pictures when I hear that name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The distinction between a single and double Z makes all the difference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The blue wizard as fashionable as ever

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Jing Jizzard and the Jizard Jizard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Looks like a canadian on dead tour

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The 70s were a weird time for the wizarding community.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

We found one of the blue wizards boys!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I almost guessed something else...but I stopped myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I find the pact of the denim warlock to be a superior class choice to the school ofJeanomancy wizard build.