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[-] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago

Masculinity so fragile a stiff breeze would shatter it.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago

Living people
are soft and tender.
Corpses are hard and stiff.
The ten thousand things,
the living grass, the trees,
are soft, pliant.
Dead, they’re dry and brittle.
So hardness and stiffness
go with death;
tenderness, softness,
go with life.
And the hard sword fails,
the stiff tree’s felled.
The hard and great go under.
The soft and weak stay up.

Lao Zi (LeGuin trans.)

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

"Stiff breeze" sounds kinda gay.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

This isn’t universal. I work with some downright chuds, and they will say good morning to me. South texas, land of the manly man.

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[-] [email protected] 96 points 7 months ago

Bro doesn't realize he works at the gay steel mill

[-] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

we work hard

we play hard

Quick edit: this gif has sound

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I just watched this episode tonight!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

South texas, land of the manly man.

Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Cincinnati Ohio, and this concept of don't say good morning to guys is entirely foreign to me

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I was gonna say, most of my coworkers skew older and this is a pretty usual morning thing. They take this stuff a lot less seriously than a lot of people online do. Kind of refreshing after assuming most people were this anal about social norms

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

"Brandon said hello to me."

"Yeah. That's understandable." In a low voice - "You know... He's..."

"Gay?"

"Nah, South Texas."

"But I don't hear it in his voice."

"Mom's from the North."

"Creepy."

[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

Construction sites are gay as hell then

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Well yeah look at that one guy in The Village People

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

Is it gay to talk to other man? thonk

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

having a man's voice in your ear is bottoming

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

REAL MEN get on the ground and start 69ing when they meet another man.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like dogs sniffing each others assholes as greeting

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Just don't say good morning while you're doing it

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

never, what do you think I'm GAY?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

The tweeter and the redditor are the same person.

You can create bait content so fucking easily. Shit loads of the anti-SJW stuff back when that was the word of the week was actually far right fuckheads making the posts themselves sounding like some ridiculous cartoon version of a feminist that they have in their heads. Then they would repost that shit to places like tumblrinaction and have it do the rounds on the internet.

It's so fucking easy to create hatred for groups via creating cartoon bait online and making people believe that they're real people despite the fact you will never ever ever meet a real person behaving that way.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

yeah I was pretty sure that reddit post was a copypasta?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Greeting another man in the morning?? What, did you wake up in his bed?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

The only appropriate way for heterosexual men to greet each other is to say "Good Evenin" the way Levon Helm does at the start of The Last Waltz.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

god I am so gay for young levon

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

"It's seven in the fucking mornin, don't talk to me till of had my coffeffe

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Do people like this actually exist?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Lol it's the pedo poll guy

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Saying "what's up" to man is pretty gay. All male interactions with another male are supposed to be inherently violent. Next time, say "what's up, fuckface?" In order to not come off as a raging homosexual.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Remember to try to stick a finger in his ass in order to prove that every interaction between men is based on an implicit threat of violence.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Are you saying you want to fuck my face, bro?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

The man that believes this is a self-loathing, closeted, gay.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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My most retvrn opinion is that this guy should live in a time like that of the Italian Wars, when not greeting someone on the street is grounds for an immediate duel followed by a 200 year blood feud.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

the last thing a chud hears before he gets Leninated

spamton-stare "Good morning. You are deeply unserious."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Staaaay cool, fellas

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Howdy, strictly platonic pardner.

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