Sucking dick is a solved game, that’s why I only eat pussy

In Atlantic City, N.J., beach cops were instructed to throw ice water on seaside petting parties

o7 to the volcel police

Kneesocks Hasarack

popping into Sports Clips to get my humors balanced

lol @ the lib posting an AI prompt because they are convinced they are talking to a bot

little article from 4 years ago

According to four people who regularly talk to Biden, all of whom asked for anonymity to discuss internal campaign matters, it is virtually inconceivable that he will run for reelection in 2024

“This makes Biden a good transition figure,” the adviser said. “I’d love to have an election this year for the next generation of leaders, but if I have to wait four years [in order to] to get rid of Trump, I’m willing to do it.”

A political strategist who has recently talked to one of Biden’s closest advisers made the argument for serving one term this way: “Is 81 years old too old to be president? Yes. Is an eighty-one year-old president standing for reelection likely to be successful? He is not. And is it the right thing to do for the country? No.”

Pluralizing a gendered term probably doesn't make it gender neutral.

Romance languages in shambles rn

Bottom right image is the original version from an ad, but it looks so much worse than the edited one with them all holding knives.

Greeting another man in the morning?? What, did you wake up in his bed?

I think that one just amended an older law. Steroids were first regulated as part of the Crime Control Act of 1990, which was sponsored by… oh.

if possums had the internet:

I WILL EAT THE BUGS

I WILL EAT THE BUGS