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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (4 children)

You have no idea how tempting it is to produce/repackage swill and market it aggressively to chuds. Just buy some mgp juice or some other bulk producer and spend most of your money on advertising. With toxic masculinity around the whiskey industry being what it is, if you manage to convince chuds that rotgut whiskey is actually good you will be flowing in cash. If I had the money to start my own facility I would do it in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's like how they sell anything to gamers by labeling it a 'gaming' device, adding a few rainbow LEDs, and upcharging by 500%. Same shit with chuds, slap some camo on it, market it for "macho manly alpha true Patriotic Americans™," throw an extra 0 on the price, and brrrrrrrrrrrr.

if you manage to convince chuds that rotgut whiskey is actually good you will be flowing in cash

"The woke mob HATES this whiskey. Don't let them cancel you, buy some today!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody has marketed booze with an RGB bottle to gamers as a confidence booster yet. Package it worth a 3 ounce shot glass engraved with the ballmer curve and watch the money roll in.

Accessory includes a single bottle chiller powered by USB.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Anti-jitter SteadyAim technology

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Deepfaking R Lee Ermey to say "good whiskey is supposed to taste like turpentine and if you don't like it that's because you're not MAN ENOUGH" and then watching the dollars roll in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Just name each bottle after a confederate general.

  • Robert E Lee Whiskey
  • Stonewall Jackson Scotch
  • JEB Stuart Gin-
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Also use the same whiskey but name the bottles after battles and cities the US won in the Civil War and WW2 and make them "collectible" so good patriots buy all of them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

A business idea that crossed my mind the other day was buying low/medium end olive oil and repackaging it with a cheeky label as "72 virgins" olive oil. Idk if this works better as chud antimuslim aesthetic or with ironic craft beer aesthetic but I'm pretty sure it would work

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

blend of straight whiskeys

I prefer gay whiskeys myself

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

$125

And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.

Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve

How dare you.

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Bro, bro, bro. Listen, listen. Are you a woman or French? It ain't shit without the hard t.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4

In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."

It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

HE HAD TO CUT AND DO A RETAKE OF HIS FIRST SIP REACTION point-and-laugh-1

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate that it's the only comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I'm sort of amazed he doesn't have sockpuppet accounts. He's obviously a shill so why not?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

heritage

I bet this whiskey tastes like hearing someone shout the n word

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I can all but guarantee you they don't distill their own spirits and just bulk purchase from someone who actually does. The whiskey is more than likely "fine" because it'll taste like 80% of the whiskey on the market doing the same shit

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Sip this in honor of the boys dying in a helicopter crash.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok but have you seen the special PLA reserve Maotai editions

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Until around the early 2010s, the PLA had a whole bunch of side businesses like hotels (I think I still have an 八一 8/1 branded PLA hotel comb somewhere) because the state budget was focused on domestic development and there was tacit permission for the PLA to have side gigs to supplement it budget. That changed with the first wave of modernization reforms. These are probably a lot more modern than that but Maotai is a state owned brand so at least the proceeds are making their way back to the PLA in some way, whereas the American Whiskey is just a cashgrab.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Oh no totally I just like Maotai and wanted to post the picture of the lil submarine

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

In North Korea,

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

calls it Howitzer strength

Not as strong as Navy Rum

lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

whiskey, apparently

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

mmm, blends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fellas, is it gay to like whiskey?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Only if you like a blend of gay whiskies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know literally why it's clear, but what the fuck? Why is it clear? Be brown

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lol it is brown, the whiskey has apparently been partially consumed and the remainder is level with the [ranger] part of the logo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I.juat thought it wasn moonshine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Why are these supposed Chads showing off that they couldn't finish their whiskey?