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You have no idea how tempting it is to produce/repackage swill and market it aggressively to chuds. Just buy some mgp juice or some other bulk producer and spend most of your money on advertising. With toxic masculinity around the whiskey industry being what it is, if you manage to convince chuds that rotgut whiskey is actually good you will be flowing in cash. If I had the money to start my own facility I would do it in a heartbeat.
It's like how they sell anything to gamers by labeling it a 'gaming' device, adding a few rainbow LEDs, and upcharging by 500%. Same shit with chuds, slap some camo on it, market it for "macho manly alpha true Patriotic Americans™," throw an extra 0 on the price, and
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"The woke mob HATES this whiskey. Don't let them cancel you, buy some today!"
Nobody has marketed booze with an RGB bottle to gamers as a confidence booster yet. Package it worth a 3 ounce shot glass engraved with the ballmer curve and watch the money roll in.
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Deepfaking R Lee Ermey to say "good whiskey is supposed to taste like turpentine and if you don't like it that's because you're not MAN ENOUGH" and then watching the dollars roll in.
Just name each bottle after a confederate general.
Also use the same whiskey but name the bottles after battles and cities the US won in the Civil War and WW2 and make them "collectible" so good patriots buy all of them.
A business idea that crossed my mind the other day was buying low/medium end olive oil and repackaging it with a cheeky label as "72 virgins" olive oil. Idk if this works better as chud antimuslim aesthetic or with ironic craft beer aesthetic but I'm pretty sure it would work