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[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.

[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago

If they actually fight Zuck is absolutely going to wipe the floor with Musk. A black belt in BJJ is no joke. Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a robot too.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

He's really Boston dynamics T-600, this is just the first time they're implementing his combat routines.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I had no idea Zuckerberg actually had some experience. Now I absolutely need to see this happen.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah I don't think Muckerberg knew either which is why he got his mum to stop the fight for him

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Holy lord I had no idea you could comment with pictures!

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Claims to not have time to work out

Works out at work

muskyboi genius strikes again

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Also, somehow he has time to tweet about random bullshit all day.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"I don't have time to exercise, someone is wrong on the internet!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Some famous people just have a lot of spare time to do things.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

No no, he's not working out at work, he just brings the weighs to work.

I assume he just leaves them in the back of his car.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I honestly think that's what he's saying. Between that and the walrus comment I'm like 99.9% sure he's leaving these "jokes" to fall back on when he doesn't fight. He'll just say "dude they were all jokes. I mean the walrus? Come on. You're the ridiculous one for taking it serious."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

thats what 4 hours of sleep at the factory floor does to ur brain 😂

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh.. oh wow you’re right

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

that grind culture only turns ur brain into mush

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

‘Throughout the day’ as well apparently what the fuck

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

Can we please not give either of these douches attention?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

If giving the fight attention gives us even a small probability of one of them getting brain damage, this is one of the few times I'm willing to give them attention

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Zuck will destroy that man baby and it won't be close.

And you know what?

Zuckerberg, you scary reptile man, I'll vote for you if you internally decapitate Musk. That's my offer.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bro is a reptilians cyborg, Musk will never fight that. He'll have his mom bail him out again.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Are we sure neither of them already have brain damage? One is an emotionless robot and the other is a babbling moron.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just cross referenced these claims and both specimens fit both descriptions.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine a world if Donald Trump actually had billions of dollars ...

Thats what would happen if one of these douchers gets brain damage.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." -Elon Musk

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I see him as an "infinity... infinity plus one... infinity plus two..." kinda counter.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He would use letters just to be contrary. Just like he named his kid with numbers. Must be fun to be rich as hell and do whatever pops in your head.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

is this real or just a meme?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Brother, in this time line, who knows.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Only god knows

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not I am not rehabilitating Mark "Cambridge Analytica" Zuckerberg by calling him "Zuck"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Huh? It's so easy to rhyme.

SuckZuck

Zuck The Fuck

Duck Zuck

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

So he is lifting weights all day instead of training martial arts?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bringing your personal meme bullshit issues to work and focusing on that instead of your job. Great work ethic Elon!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've seen Musk's pictures from the beach. That man has not worked out once in his life. Nor did he ever work in his life.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm really hoping for a fatality, maybe two. One might be enough if the survivor goes to prison for a long time.

But man, this bullshit about "I don't have time to work out", from the asshat who is shitposting all day every day? The guy whose companies only seem to do well when he's too distracted to get involved and interfere in their operations? Who is he trying to fool? Who are the fools who are actually taken in by that bullshit?

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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