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[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago (4 children)

George "literally hitler 20 years ago but I guess that never happened" "I murdered a million people and sent the world in to decades of chaos and war" W Bush.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well Biden was just as complicit and they love him. Most libs supported the Iraq war anyway. Among the few libs who didn't, they mostly opposed the Iraq war because GW Bush was in charge of it. When the Dems took over the House in 2006 and were expected to win in 2008 as well, the remaining liberals mostly dropped the pretense of not supporting the war and were just mad that Bush "screwed it up". And Biden is also one of the main guys who screwed it up (when he was VP), he literally helped create ISIS by getting Chalabi appointed as president of Iraq even after he lost the election - but the US was the occupying power so Biden was able to do whatever he wanted.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I really cannot get over hiow directly responsible Biden is for every bad thing happening now. The man is Satan's emissary to earth, except Satan never did most of hte bad things attributed to him so Biden has no excuse, he just chooses to be like that.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't know if it's accurate but it makes me laugh. My favorite silly infographic...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Technically God killed those ten people, Satan was just like "idk man do you think that guy really worships you, even when shit's not going his way?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah it's accurate unless you count Revelation and then both rack up pretty decent kill counts.

Or if your Gnostic and are all "akhtually, that's the demiurge sweaty"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Can't wait for them to try to petition Trump to join in their campaign to stop Tom Cotton or whatever monster is next.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

"I murdered a million people and sent the world in to decades of chaos and war" W Bush.

Biden's trying to outdo him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, if Vegeta can change his ways and...

Ok, I can't even keep this bit going for a single comment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

think if draco malfoy didnt like voldemort

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember when we used to joke about libs rehabilitating Bush. Lmao

These people can't be real

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

It was a joke? I-was-saying

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

These people think politics is anime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It's his redemption arc!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Dude this is like if loki teamed up with iron man and Thor to defeat thanos!!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Dubya is still a worse former president than Trump. The Liberal mind cannot understand this.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am certainly no fan of George W Bush, but what I’m saying is that every single sensible person that can come out against this orange nutboy, the better. Even if 1,000 people who thought George W bush was awesome reconsiders their vote, it’s a good thing.

Hey, you guys have been doing great with Arab and Muslim voters recently, right? I'm sure that more than 1,000 of them would change their vote after seeing you be friendly with Bush. Surely nobody would finally come to realize that Democrats really stand for nothing after seeing that.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

War criminals do be sticking togetherobama-drone cedar-rapids biden-harbinger no-oil

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"We need more war criminals to endorse Biden"

~unironic redditors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Heinrich Himmler joining Biden next at the adults table.

Where is the table? sicko-satan

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i-think-that i agree with the predditor, we should get all of the former us presidents in a room together but for "we only need to get lucky once" reasons (ira) instead of epic facts and logic owning of That Dang Cheeto in the Whitehouse reasons

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

They should absolutely do it. Get Pelosi up there. Maybe Bloomberg. That lawyer guy who sounds like a failing train service, Michael Avanti? A real dream team of all the nation's favourites.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

failing train service, Michael Avanti?

Avenatti does have a ring to it. In any case - he couldn't join them on the stump. He'll be in the slammer for another 17 years.

Michael Avenatti

He has been imprisoned since February 7, 2022. On December 5, 2022, he was sentenced to an additional 14 years for stealing millions from clients, bringing his total sentence to 19 years without the possibility of parole.

[...]

[He] is an American former attorney and convicted felon, currently incarcerated in federal prison at FCI Terminal Island. He is best known for his legal representation of adult film actress Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against then U.S. President Donald Trump, and his multiple convictions for attempting to extort sports apparel company Nike and defrauding and embezzling settlement money from a series of other clients.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck it, day release. Hell, Biden could pardon him. MSNBC loved him right? What could go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

MSNBC loved him right?

They certainly did.

Fuck it, day release... What could go wrong?

He starts grifting just a few hours after he gets out. "Hi, my name is Michael Avenatti and I'd like to reclaim my life from the dark forces that unjustly ruined by life and put me in prison. This GoFundMe with a goal of $1,000,000 is co-sponsored by President Biden, President Obama, President Clinton..."

Biden could pardon him.

I like Avenatti, jack. And don't talk back.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Circle all the wagons so tight that every single voter is left outside the circle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

An all-hands-on-dick effort to beat off a giant inflatable cock called democracy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It's like the last 4 years didn't just happen, Hyperbolic Time Chamber ass takes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Unless Bush sends goons to kidnap Trump family members and water board them in a basement in Poland, there is nothing he can do. There’s nothing none of them can do. Not because they’re powerless, but because they know Trump ultimately aligns with their agenda and it’s better to just wait through the storm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to believe there's only 5 people in the US, and one of them is Nakoichi, which explains why the same characters keep showing up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

there's only 5 people in the US...

Maybe God controls everything but he is sublimely lazy. It would explain a lot. And we're not what we think. We aren't human beings with free will and real lives. For example - this conversation isn't actually happening in the way that we believe. We aren't main characters so we are nothing more than shadows on the wall of Plato's Cave.

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Related?

One-electron universe

The one-electron universe postulate, proposed by theoretical physicist John Wheeler in a telephone call to Richard Feynman in the spring of 1940, is the hypothesis that all electrons and positrons are actually manifestations of a single entity moving backwards and forwards in time. According to Feynman:

I received a telephone call one day at the graduate college at Princeton from Professor Wheeler, in which he said, "Feynman, I know why all electrons have the same charge and the same mass" "Why?" "Because, they are all the same electron!"

A similar "zigzag world line description of pair annihilation" has been independently devised by E. C. G. Stueckelberg at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

ledditors have such huge brains, how do they do it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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