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[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago

I don't mean to brag, but my husband can easily sit on a bench for longer than 225 minutes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I’m never planning on lifting 225 kilo, but good luck to anyone who is trying to!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's insane. I'm barely able to do 105kg, pretty sure I'd have to get bitten by a radioactive spider to have a chance of getting to 225

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

or an anabolic spider

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s 225 pound or 100kg converted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh. The point stands! I can carry my dog, he’s about 35kg. Beyond that I’ll pay someone to carry stuff for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

225kg is world record levels. Very few people can do that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

225mg? I lift that much caffeine every morning.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Wholesome Gymbro Venom is the best thing I’ve seen so far this year.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can with my legs easily, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Heck yeah it counts!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Who needs a benching boy when dat tongue job like that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's 99.7KGs for the Metricpilled big brains out there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's 4 plates for anyone wondering.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

i can carry 225 grams very easily

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's closer to 900... Kilos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's over 900!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...or just love him for who he already is and give up on trying to push someone else's standards onto another human being.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Will someone finally explain the difference between Venom and Swarm Spiderman? Because they look the same (or would, if the Swarm had ever taken Parker).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Swarm is a bunch of bugs while venom is alien black goo. I'm curious when they look the same?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Brood! Shit, the Brood, not The Swarm. Brain fart while posting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Brood is like a cross between the symbiotes and xenomorphs but more organized than both

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The Venom illustrations always remind me of that Brood cover.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

We stay grinding 💪