"why won't they vote for us? we keep insulting them, acting against their best interests, and most importantly we aren't republicans."
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This "Lesser Evilsm^tm^" has always been the main Democrat appeal. But it has been amazing once Trump became the Republican nominee in 2016, how thoroughly the Democrats embrace the belief "we are the party without Trump, how dare you ask for, or have any standards, other than that"
Yeah, it used to be the main appeal, then it was the only appeal. Now its just all the way down
"Vote if you want your rights!"
Okay, I'm voting for the American Commonwealth Liberation Party.
"NOOO! That's a vote for Trump!"
Right up there with "vote for your preferred candidate in the primaries but if they don't win you have to support rhe dem candidate"
cancels the primaries AGAIN
Listen, Shadow Inc said I need to support Pete Buttigieg so why are you yelling at me for writing in Mayo Rat?
I thought you didn't want Trump to win.
"I can't believe our strategy of repeatedly and explicitly saying we don't care about their concerns and won't modify our platform because of them isn't working"
LGBT queue for the polls
okay, that one was actually funny
Right on par with 2016
My pronouns are he/her/vo/ter
More like vote/her am I right fellow libs
assigned voter at birth.
finally got scheduled for top disenfranchisement.
28% of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ
Over 70% of that 28% say they've faced homophobic discrimination or hostility
4% of boomers and 4% of silent generation identify as LGBTQ
Liberals: "why won't the gayest generation vote for my flavor of geriatric homophobes?"
LGBTQIA+ is the hottest new brand
LGBTQIA+ is a key voting demographic
LGBTQIA+ is an important ad target
LGBTQIA+ is made up of atomized individuals
Holy shit I thought you were cherry picking lmfao
These have to be bots. I'm going dead internet theory on this one
Yeah, no way YallaHammer's wasn't written by a shitty gpt
prove it in November
Prove that they're queer?
"If you ain't voting for Biden then you ain't queer!"
Finally, an answer to my questioning.
Putting the Bi in Biden
Putting my vibe in with Biden
Welcome to Biden's Bi-Den where all the bi-kin hang with their bi-friends.
me rn
Wow. It actually got worse since my post. That's incredible.
Definitely the type to brag about the black vote while making sure they never drive towards black-majority areas.
"Idk this looks like a pretty rough area" immediatly after seeing a normal black person walking down the street
Please make the pronouns one a site tagline
The LGBT queue one too, I think the person who wrote that thought Hillary saying "Pokemon Go to the polls!" was endearing
If "Pokemon Go to the gulag" isn't a site tagline already, it really should be.
The original quote is already a tagline
Voter? I hardly know her!
I'm a person of voting.
POV: you’re a PoV
Nah it's transphobic, bad vibes
I hate woke homophobia so much.
Ok, we did vote, and guess what? Our right to living ain't exactly popular so we lost. Now what, smart guys?
/r/politics and never thinking of the smell; name a more iconic duo
you guys need, you--you... please, you all need to, to, everyone pokey mon... pokeymon queue for the polls
LGBTQueue for the polls is unironically very funny.
yeah I'll start voting once the harm reduction candidate starts doing actual harm reduction
This is the most wild thing to me.
If Biden announced the most simple of measures like opening abortion clinics on federal grounds in hostile states (not saying this is the only thing, just the first thing that came to mind) I'd probably vote for him, but that requires him, you know, ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING THE HARM REDUCTION.
"Young people today wanna complain about how tough they have it, give me a break. No, no I'm serious inhave zero sympathy." - president Biden
Also love this quote because it's the best example of snopes being totally full of shit. They rate the claim he said that as false. Their justification starts with the sentence "while it is true that Biden did say that...... that's not what he meant"
Liberals trying to explain how everything is nuanced and complex:
LGBT Queue for the polls
okay cmon that was someone here doing a bit, show yourself
Vote? Yeah, I VOTE we laugh at these chucklefucks
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