this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
417 points (100.0% liked)

196

16489 readers
2887 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
417
bread rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs. (thank you, I_am_10_squirrels)

top 11 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"You are what you eat" doesn't apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

You weren’t supposed to eat the boxes, just the low-carb rolls inside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If the sellers were truly serious about marketing these, they would've stuck a single hotdog in the package peaking out of the top of the pants.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Pigs in a blanket for the uncircumcised

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

wait how is this possible to be a dough boy AND have ripped abs. Where does one learn this magic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Talk about carb loading, cuz that six pack is PACKING.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Low Carb Buns" 👍 Eat them to look like this!