chapotraphouse

Wearing the traditional communist attire of fishnets, a cigarette holder, and a giant black trench coat.

I'm the guy in the back left tripping balls and stealing logos from paint corporations to use in our propaganda

Don't say fish net communist. Don't say fishnet communist.

I'm the door communist, lotta bolts on that door, someone's gotta make sure they're properly maintained. You don't wanna go through all the rigmarole of peeking through an eye slot to ask the password and then opening the door when the correct one is given only for the latch to catch, leaving your comrade milling around on the doorstep like an awkward bugger, and the damn thing won't budge, and you ask for help but all these lazy sods have decided they have better things to do, and now you've embarrassed the whole cell in front of the new guy.

Fuck that, that's why I keep the screws tight and the bolts lubed.

I'm the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in

like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me

Look we can't all be the one with fish nets alright?

I'm the guy listening to lofi numbers stations to chill and study to

I’m the guy with the trenchcoat and indoor sunglasses

I'm the one exposing the undeveloped film to the light bulb.

hah, just in time to claim the fishnets

I’m in the coat

Tagging all of you damn tankies:

I'm the one in the corner trying to record an anime podcast with my fishnet-clad comrade, but they keep getting distracted by everyone else in the room WHEN WE BOOKED THE LIVING ROOM FOR RECORDING I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE RULES SO WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM DAMMIT

I'm The Daily Worker. Dreaming of the Soviet Life.

When we form a revolutionary group I want to operate the beep-boop communism machine that prints on ticker tape

I'm the guy with the dynamite sticks.

I’m the one sharpening their pencil while very visibly having a sensory overload (you can tell because they chose to stay in the back of the room and position themselves so their hat would block their eyes)

Oh, it’s a bomb. Whatever I guess. The only one I can claim… is the person welcoming in the du- I mean new comrade.

I'm the one reviewing microfilm without a microfilm reader. My eyes are just that good.

You see how that poster in the top right only has two heads instead of four?

I am every artist who has ever failed to plan their space out and said "fuck it."

when do we get our standard issue Commie Trenchcoat Spy Outfit uniforms? should i contact George Soros or does he just handle AntifaBux?

Im the guy in the lower left corner looking up from his theory desk only to see everyone fucking around

New just dropped

Definitely a Dupe. No disrespect to my local groups. I'm just kinda dumb is all.

I’m toiling away at the Acme Fur Storm next door, waiting to have my class consciousness awakened

Lol I just realize that, you know, the artists set this scene up specifically so you could get an eye full of communist thigh. A thigh-ful if you will.

who slipped centre-left TNR in with the commie newspapers? why does Lenin have hair?

I'm the guy doing the film.

I'm the shadowy conrad hovering over our new friend's shoulder like an omen of death in the second frame. ☠️

Also, I'm wearing fishnets and a thong.

im the guy in the hat