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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Don't ask him about trans people though.

https://twitter.com/SxarletRed/status/1743474713815306638

Haley stans stfu

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, we have one party here [in Tanzania]. But so does America. Except, with typical extravagance, they have two of them!

Julius Nyerere

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"American democracy is a sham, theres no difference between Democrats and Republicans. It’s as if we had two parties in Cuba and Fidel led one and I led the other."

Raul Castro

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

God, imagine if they actually did that just to troll and mock amerikkka

It would be the greatest burn of all time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The Communist Party of Cuba and The Cuban Communist Party diaz-canel-troll

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i agree with the commenter, it is so goddamn bleak to see a 17 yo haley stan.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least he doesn't support Vivek (it rhymes with cake). Haley is the one that seems literate so this kid might snap out of it if they leave their hometown.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

democracy is when every acceptable ideology has an exactly equal number of supporters and none of them can accomplish anything meaningful, and tyranny is when most people agree on something and work together to achieve their goals. behold my genius, for i have solved politics.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Doing things is political. Doing and changing nothing is not political and therefore good.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's fucking great because every ad I see at the gym is like Nikki Haley hates China, she will destroy China and every other ad is Nikki Haley loves China, she will destroy America

I hate this fuckin country

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Screaming, vomiting, shakily pointing that the TV "The spectacle! The spectacle! It is here in this room with us even known!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

nikki haleysenberg uncertainty principle

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should run for office on a loving China and destroying amerikkka platform

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

You have my vote

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Democracy is when you have exactly two parties that hate each other but vote for everything bad and vote against everything good.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I can't be racist I'm gay"

~Kaden, probably, after getting called out for their reactionary bullshit

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, Haley has fallen below Meatball Rob? How?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

on that chart she has never been polling above him...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

democracy is when there's bourgeois parties and the more bourgeois parties the more democracier it is

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Is Nikki Haley the fake leftist that was getting the astroturf treatment on /r/latestagecapitalism a few months back?

E: not who I was thinking and Tulsi wasn't it either. Gonna go some searches.

E2: maybe Marianne Williamson?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Highly unlikely. She's Trump's former ambassador to the UN, and former Republican governor of GA. You could possibly be referring to Tulsi Gabbard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Former governor of South Carolina (you’re forgiven for thinking we don’t exist though (I wish we didn’t exist either))

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Y'know, I even googled her to make sure before I typed it out, and for some reason my brain changed it within seconds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Def not Tulsi but she turned into a ghoul too. I'll have to try and find the person I'm thinking of then.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She was always a reactionary though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

For sure. My dumb lib ass donated money to her when she ran because I bought into her shit...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

No that was someone else, ~~but I can not remember her name lmao~~

Tulsi Gabbard

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can not remember her name lmao

Enjoy this blessed moment when you don't know which weird fascist freak they're talking about because it's not "election season" yet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It really is a tiny bit of bliss isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

lol DeSantis deflated like a soggy fart

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Liberals be like: "We can't write off Texas, it's so diverse and queer."

My brother in Christ, who do those diverse queer people vote for?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Liberals write off Texas and Republican states all the time, many think the people in those states deserve to suffer for not supporting Joe Biden