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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Scaroused

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking scorny, yours is better

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

(To be fair, I think it's referencing Futurama)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

You need to watch Futurama's "Amazon Women In The Mood."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I generally am.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Would?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

True, we hate.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

BONK

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

When the humussy meets the angussy