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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

"PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR"

I hate when this happens

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

"STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY' AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM"

Success! That was pretty funny

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" rule

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Remember always use flared stuff!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thank you, I needed this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

fruit roll-up

that's one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”