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[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

Tbf Funky Kong looks pretty divorced.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Or is the problem that he's wearing khaki instead of the canonical blue-Jean shorts?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Just realized this is BDG, so nevermind this is actually literally perfect.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rizz is stored in the jorts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This makes me wish there was !lemmysilver

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

You mean jorts?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You need to have the arms for it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

And can’t skimp on the jean shorts tsk tsk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Then you would look like a divorced pro wrestler

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

You have to get married to begin with to look divorced. He looks “tell her a fake name and leave the state when the pregnancy test comes back positive.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that BDG and Carolyn Page?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Looks like BDG and Jenna Stoeber when they both were at Polygon to me!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BDG was my first impression too. And he would totally do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I only know Brian David Gilbert, a YouTube person, and jort enthusiast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Brian David Gilbert is the guy who read the Halo books.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I think you're right y'know

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

It's less about the clothes, and more about how you wear em

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

He looks like how I imagine 'florida man' looks like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And here I thought it was Trevor cosplaying as Cory...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A new method to confuse mall cops.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

In game funky looks cool, but irl it looks sad.