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[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Ya huh? We've evolved from dork to douche?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

I'm sure top will look cringe (or whatever the new word for it will be) in 20 years too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

You act like that doesn't look like shit now lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Are you implying that bowl cuts weren't cringe 20 years ago? The top will at least be in style when they are wearing it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It already is cringe on a kid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

It's cringe on an adult too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It's already cringe m8

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m putting it out there now, cringe will continue to evolve and the feeling will get elaborated and exaggerated until the new version of cringe will basically be imploding into yourself like a black hole or being spaghettified.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I used to be cringe, but then they changed what cringe was. Now I'm not cringe anymore and what is cringe seems weird and scary. based af

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

What do we call that one?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bowl cut? No...mushroom cut...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

The medical term is "circumcised"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Season 1 AJ Soprano. That kid couldn't have looked more like a circumcized penis if you put a hole in the top of his head and cut his arms off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I can't unsee this is 🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hair cut AND face paint. Half that kids hair is drawn on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Easier and more hygienic, bald kids with paint and a wig.

Sounds like something from the Mycogen district (foundation series).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Folks in this thread be like "Both haircuts are trash."

ITT: Both haircuts are trash

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ah you see I made an image in which you are ugly therefore my opinion is clearly correct 🤓

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Found the guy with one of these haircuts

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Both are ugly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Top one will only last 1.5 days before needing the next haircut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah who the fuck thought fading above the fade line was a good idea?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The top one took the time to look good, the bottom one just needed to get rid of hair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

to look good? If you think haircuts drawn by a sharpie look good, then ok.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that kid looks cool as fuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That kid looks like his name is Bradleigh and all his dads are lawyers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It looks good. Your comment is way too toxic considering we're talking about a child's haircut.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Luckily for you it's popular now to have bowl cuts nowadays. Too many teens doing that where I live

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We call them Edgar's here, its a bunch of low 20 something Hispanic dudes, and they all drag race Silverados on the street.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

As a Mexican, I'd like to proclaim that Edgar cuts are damn ugly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

As a women I don't get much say in it, but we could never afford haircuts growing up so dad and I cut each other's hair, but I wasn't given much choice. The top one looks like someone tried to make a little kid into an adult, but on the other hand, if he wanted it that way, why judge? Especially if it helps their self esteem.

I am a huge proponent of letting kids choose their own style and express themselves, even if we think it looks bad. I knew a lot of kids growing up with bowl cuts, snazzy buzz cuts, and just generic "insert male haircut here". It is just hair. It grows back. There is always going to be a little extra to unpack once you get their peers involved, but that is another lesson entirely (body image, unhealthy expectations, etc).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Top one looks like it's from a Turkish barbers, but they photoshopped a kids face onto it because nobody would believe that Ronaldo had been there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sorry but both look dogshit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Came to say this. Fucking 8yo looking like the least talented member of a boy band..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

More like a Tunisian immigrant who sells weed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Definitely drives a Tesla

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember getting a buzz cut when I was 8 or 9 in the 80s and thinking I looked so rad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You could've teamed up with the kid with the bowl cut to have 2/3 of the Three Stooges.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

No kid needs a haircut like the upper one unless they’re modeling for something. Pretty good chance the kid and/or parents are self-entitled douchenozzles. The shroomcut kid gets a pass, can’t take that seriously.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

"Why is everyone on Lemmy so judgemental?"

Also people on Lemmy: makes up an entire hypothetical scenario about a literal child and their parents that they know nothing about and judges them for it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My mom forced buzz cuts on me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I've seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it's rad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Widows Peak lineups look dumb as fuck and I'll die on his hill.

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