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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago

Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Hot take

Intended or not, nice pun 😁

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

I don't think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

They hope!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Easy fix, just make a snow woman!

[-] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Without any natural predetors

Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called "The entire Sun"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Leaving rats in Antarctica didn't populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I prefer Jess.

I was building on the previous comment as well as yours because I agree with your point. Just like how ice based species won't take over warm areas, species adapted to warm environments wouldn't take over the south pole if left there. They'd die before they could adapt or evolve.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

that's how they figured out they're not gay.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I don't get it, why wasn't the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

oh no nudity so traumatising

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