We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Incest often doesn't provide viable offspring though.
Tell that to the British royal line
Any royal line for that matter
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This is cursed.
I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.
The malignant Dak-ancer has spread to your Cancerlina. The illness stems from exposure to fascist gerrymandering. It's a fatal prognosis.
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That's an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.
And no Howoming, Whatoming, Wheroming, or Whooming, missed opportunities.
What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
Did I have a stroke?
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This map freaks me out and I don't know why.
Because everything you know is wrong, nothing is real, nothing matters, have a panic attack, you deserve it!
It took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.
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ok but where’s MASHINGTON
West of Wontanna
Fun fact, there are no US states that start with A.
The closest is Arkansas which starts with an "A". Which is pronounced similar to an "A".
Some ChatGPT fun facts
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I have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. "Are-Kansas" and "Are-Can-Saw".
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Ok, I don't get it.
A recent XKCD was just the blank map with ~64 "states" and the direction to try and name them all.
Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?
I see Kansas, but where's Kan'tsas?
It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.
English settlers arrived in the east. So wherever they were when they named an area, that was the original, and as they spread west, north or south, they had to add those directions to keep them distinct.
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Looks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭
I did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.
How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
I think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real
It's just a fancy name for "Dakota[citation needed]".
This makes my brain hurt
America's waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving
Columbia should be Jefferson. Alternatively Columbia could be Oregon, then Oregon becomes Columbia. Cascadia would also be appropriate for either.
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Central Dakota...
I have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.
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I had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.
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