Somebody asked where they could find me on social media the other day and my response was "strange places using fake names". Eventually turned into me trying to pitch the fediverse but it kinda landed in much the way birds don't.

The amount of nonsense I'd use whatever room that ended up in for would be legendary.

I would hate to try to do it but I imagine the horn does wear out eventually. I myself have maybe used the 'start a fight with strangers' button on my car a dozen times in my life, so no personal experience. If I still talked to my sister I could ask her, she drives like it's GTA:Nebraska and expects everyone else on the road to do the same.

I personally don't think he puts that much thought into what he says, just kinda gets into his own strange type of flow and goes for it.

"BECAUSE ALL OF THESE COMMUNISTS ARE RUNNING THE BIG BUSINESSES" -an actual thing I've heard a man say in the Midwest.

I'm under the impression these people play politics like sports and it's more about their 'team' winning and any actual ideology plays second fiddle.

I've never encountered a better argument for piracy and drm-free content than abandonware

For what it's worth you don't have to spend much time around stainless steel to realize the word 'stainless' isn't literal. I bet you exactly 0 knife nerds actually believed this thing wasn't going to rust.

Implying Facebook of all things is an improvement.

That seems like one of the less intrusive ways to fit ads in anyway, sure, try to sell diabetes supplies to my dog while I'm taking a shit, see if I care.

As somebody who lives in a town with a shitload of those scooters I can say it's slightly rarer for a pickup to simply ram itself though a crowd of people in the arrogant assumption they'll move out of the way.

Sure seems like they've got a lot of free time over there...