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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

omg i never realized dreidels are d4s

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine sitting at a game table and someone pulls out this bad boy for a roll.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Natural 1, you klutz!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Everything is a d4 if you try hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

D4 D4 D4

I print with PLA

And when it's cool and ready

Min damage all damn day

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I'm not racist but...

... people that prefer the bottom number are a blight upon the world and should be sterilized and forced in to education camps.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're permitted to speak your mind, as long as your rhetoric does not become conduct, but I find your ideas despicable and you are a pox on the University.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They just spoke their mind and you call him a pox on the Universe. That's typical light blue dicer rethoric right there. You should be ashamed of yoursef! What are you, against free speech?

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

team purp forever. You look at the number on top to see what result you got on every other die, why change for d4s?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But it's not on the top, it's just near the top. I micro-etch the numbers in the vertices.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then you don't have a D4 anymore; you've got a really unfair and mislabeled D8.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

At least it's honest about how unfair it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If you can etch something into it, technically it's not a vertex.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Burn the blunt d4 people! Caltrop d4 is the only d4!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy, loading his dice 🤨

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

What kind of blasphemy is that lighter blue die. Burn it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

All d4s are abominations that shouldn’t exist

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

These are really cute, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You might also get a kick outta these:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm personally a big fan of these.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aaand I now have an expensive die habit, thanks! :))

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If you're commenting in this community, it was only a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How are these not more of a thing? So much better than caltrops.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had a set of what I thought was long dice, turns out it's called barrel dice, like these

The d20 didn't really work, it was hard to read and took forever to stop if you let it roll. But we played MERP, which is a d100 system, so the d20 was mostly there to tinker with.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I designed and modeled some rollability-optimized d4s years ago. They were based on reuleaux tetrahedra, with flat sections of the faces for numbers.

I never got further than printing them, but they rolled well.

I don't know why I'm writing this, but if anybody wants the files, let me know.

EDIT: Here's a printables link with the parts: https://www.printables.com/model/680575-reuleaux-d4-dice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Someone should make one of those "I need a die with only four sides - WORDS FROM THE ABSOLUTELY DERANGED" memes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And also completely useless.
Just roll a 120-sided die, divide the result by 30 and round up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would rather use D12s and round down

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Nah, everything over 4 is 4. Rounded down like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should band together and fight the ones where you have to pick up the die to see the number it landed on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternatively, what if you had a hole where all the vertices are and had a projector in the dice project the number onto the ceiling.?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hologram projecting dice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I wanted to burn this thing the moment I saw it, and it took me a few seconds to figure out why

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you supposed to pick the one facing you? Wtf it's so bad

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You pick the side that's face down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, you're supposed to take the number you can't see (the one under the dice)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The bottom one has so much wasted space that could have made the numbers more clearly readable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll see you and your side-numbers in hell

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wait I though we were at Greg's house tonight. Damn it, I told you all I'm not on the group text, guys.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Kill the apostates and burn all they held dear.

Our dice God is the only true dice god.

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