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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Do you eat wheat gluten?" asked the dipshit when he heard about my partner's vascular disease.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Congratulations, did you eat the gluten? The wheat one?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Some of my greatest hits of mental health advice that I've been told:

  • "If your intrusive thoughts upset you that much, why don't you just ignore them?"
  • "Have you tried just not identifying as autistic?"
  • "You should try Jesus."
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know that I could stop myself from punching anyone who said any of those to me 🀬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, it gets worse. All of these are from my "family" from whenever I tried to get help for my severe depression caused by my mother's abuse or from the bitch herself. I've cut them out of my life a few years ago but they still try to contact me for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…what…what are they doing with the avocado in yoga class…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well, they pick it up, see?

but not with their hands!

no, not their feet, either.

no, not their elbows.

no, not their knees.

😏

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But have you tried CBD? /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

what's the craziest thing you guys have been recommended? i had a tutor say i should switch from cow to goat's milk for my asthma.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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