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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 129 points 10 months ago

Nice to see there are some military members who aren't so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

[-] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So you are in the military

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

What color is your favorite flavor?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

signal soldier I see.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can't condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

You'd be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Would specialized velcro for beards help?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

That's most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don't look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Exactly. It's the lower enlisted people who haven't been in as long and aren't fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That and the guard!

[-] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Someone's bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!

[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Sir, this is the Air Force...we don’t do that sort of thing.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Abso-fucking-lutely

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

The commute is only 20 minutes? Is that society or a utopia?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.

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