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[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I tell this story all the time.

I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.

This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

It's so sad. I love when mostly straight people feel comfortable enough in their sexuality to act, "gay." Sometimes people do it wrong, flirting and then getting mad when queer people catch feelings, but it usually shows that the person is accepting and comfortable with who they are. If they discover that they actually aren't straight, there shouldn't be anything wrong with that either.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what they mean when they say it's hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

Where do we draw the line!!!!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

One of those is not like the others...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah! there's no such thing as a truck that's too big!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are correct. One of them has "or compensating" as an option.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wiping your ass after a No.2? Believe it or not, gay.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Easy solution: just say "no homo" all the time. "Do you need a bag?" – "No, I brought my own but no homo." – "What ever."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Isn't being that insecure stereotypically feminine behaviour - ya know... Kinda gay?

If you want to be gay, be gay. If you want to be a bit gay, be a bit gay. if you don't, that's totally fine too - Just stop worrying about crossing some arbitrary line into... what?

If cleaning up after yourself leads to you railing some dude, the cleaning up was never the problem, and maybe you just opened yourself up to something wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like you're trying to apply reason to the perception of behaviour as masculine, feminine, straight or gay, and the perception of those categorisations as positive or negative.

That is misguided :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

I'm just applying the same type of nonsensical stereotypes this group will display to show that this is gay behaviour too, and the entire discussion is moronic. I say this as a cishet guy that went to a boys school and heard all this nonsense regularly.

Just clean up your shit - if that somehow leads you to discover your love of men, roll with it... you were almost certainly always gay, and that's something to embrace not fear.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to use a bag for my shopping

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Only when you store the bags in your ass and pull them out in front of the cashier.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

But there's lots of bags tied together so it's like a magician pulling a string of handkerchiefs out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It's not gay if it's your own ass, it's only gay if you're using your buddies Kleenex box.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Somehow being a nice person that care for others is gay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Good times.. something something.. men with erections.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate it when I pull out my reusable bag and suddenly get gangbanged by 20 gay guys.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't put a single glass bottle in the recycling without sucking at least three cocks. It takes up so much time.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Research shows that people afraid of being perceived as being gay are morons

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Some men don't clean their ass because they don't want to be perceived as gay.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

It bothers me that it isn't just an internet meme.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"That's why I don't jerk off. Jerking off requires touching a man's dick and touching dick is gay." - these people probably.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only thing gayer than having hot sex with other men is not doing the things you enjoy or making your own life more difficult to stop the gay goblin in your brain from calling you a gay.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I remember being worried I would be perceived as gay.

I was 13 and it was the 7th grade.

Ah, to be young again...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Dang these gay people must be pretty great if any pro-social behavior gets you mistaken for one

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (8 children)

It gets stupider.some men refuse to wash their hands after pissing. And they are the gender that do have to handle their genitals while doing so. Let that one sink in.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I were rich, I'd definitely find a "study" that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It'd probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I'm apparently gay af.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm curious about the train of thought here.
How do you get from the thought of preserving nature to being gay?

Does someone or something say lies to these folks?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I thought lots of insecure men don't even wash their ass because it's gay

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

does putin care about the environment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure does! That's why he keeps sending people out to become fertilizer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Just an fyi people are really shitty fertilizer, after packed full of shit that isn't particularly great.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

There is nothing more manly than gay sex.

So I guess those non-green pussies want you to know they aren't macho enough to care about the environment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure if this is from the tooker jerbs episode of South Park or the bottled water thing from Heathers

But it does show propaganda is effective and harmful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

that has to be a joke. What's the context ? why reusable bags ? does that work for anything refusable, such as shoes ? do absolutely hetero men go around bare soles ? do real men throw out their back pack after a hike ? does having a wife make me gay ?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I think it's more about the attitude of "being environmentally conscious is a soft thing and MEN are HARD so fuck the environment because my sense of self has been silently murdered and replaced with mainstream consumerist media's idea of what men think they want to be according to a focus group."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the hardest part of not being an absolute slob is telling your parents you're gay?

Guys really will say anything to be little filth piggies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I made a bag from some old jeans that didn't survive my bike lay down, it's manly as hell to reuse, repurpose, and recycle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Toxic masculinity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ironically the people who worry so much about being perceived as gay and use it as a slur… mostly closeted homosexuals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Citation needed on "mostly" there. As a teenager I knew loads of dickheads who didn't want to be labelled as gay, and they've all grown up to be well adjusted hetro dads. Teenaged boys are just twats.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Tbf all teenagers are twats, comes with the territory

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My sister called me removed all the time growing up. She came out in her 20's 😁

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yes, it's gay to be concerned about what kind of world you're leaving to your children and grandchildren. /s

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